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General Cricket => Your Cricket => Topic started by: peplow on April 27, 2012, 12:39:14 PM
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As the title says, describe yourself as a cricketer in 5 words. Can be about the way you play, the person you are during cricket, your after cricket habits...anything you like.
Lets see what you've got.
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maximum results from minimal talent!
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Punishing
Competitive
Fair
Unfit
Reliable
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no gear and no idea
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Competitive
Fair
Aggressive
Respectful
Hard-working
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Old, Overweight, Opinionated, Obstructive & Odd
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Love hitting lots of runs.
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Brainless, Useless, Hard hitting, Aerial
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Competitive
Fair
Aggressive
Respectful
Hard working
Analytical
That's 6 words not 5!! I'd scratch analytical if I were you!!! :D
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That's 6 words not 5!! I'd scratch analytical if I were you!!! :D
and hyphonate hard-working ;)
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Plenty of promise, minimal results
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nurdler, procrastinator, passionate, eeyore, overburdened
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eyes better than my ability
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Making up the squad numbers
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I talk a good game
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Big hairy and past it
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poo hot keeper poo batter
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I talk a good game
Like
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Even worse than Ravi Bopara.. ;)
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Pick eee out the stingers....
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Competitive
Fair
Aggressive
Respectful
Hard working
Analytical
Edit: just realized it 6 words...oh well haha
Erm, its still six words :-)
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Talk a good game
Agricultural
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Erm, its still six words :-)
I am making up for the ones who have used less than 5, I think the purpose of this thread is describe your self briefly :)
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Slower run accumulator than Trott :)
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Cow corner here I go
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I'll get runs next time
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Chubby leggy who gets angry
Hideous batsmen who hacks loads
Two for you ;)
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Bowler who spoils your Sunday. :D
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Claims he was good once :D
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Looks good then gets out
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Crap player with top bats
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Crap player with top bats
Humble Guy LOL
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will do anything to win.
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All the gear no idea
Or
Played higher standard than should
Or
Decent when I was 18
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Waiting....waiting.......YES!........NO!.........B*gger!
(apologies if this is classed as swearing)
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I like both Cover_Drive's and Johnny's "All the gear no idea"...but there are other that could equally apply:
"Makes more noise than runs" or "Can't bat so must open"
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Got in then got out
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Will contribute in some way
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Go big or go home!
Shame I cant go big, end up going home every time I do lol
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Really really really really crap
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Play cricket to drink Cider
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Dont bother giving a guard
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Bish Bash Bosh and Bowled
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Or... Why did i bother again ?
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Fat, Talentless, Ugly, Gear Geek
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Whatever the bat no runs
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All the gear no idea
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Can't Bat Catch or Bowl
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Can't Bat Catch or Bowl
That reminds me of banter we give to other team Batsmen - "Dr.WhyBother".
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Seen as just the scorer
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Fat
Round
Hungry
Proper
Batsman
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I eat all the teas!
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I know this isn't 5 words, but this came up in someones appraisal at work and thought the comment was genius!
Talks a good game, but fails to deliver
Thats my cricket.
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See ball, sometimes hit ball
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Can't score on the offside