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Title: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: Manormanic on December 21, 2012, 12:48:22 PM
http://www.espncricinfo.com/page2/content/story/597941.html
Title: Re: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: Alvaro on December 21, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
Hmm. That's some pretty light comedy.
Title: Re: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: justnotcricket86 on December 21, 2012, 12:53:20 PM
He's usually very funny
Title: Re: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: Canners on December 21, 2012, 12:56:32 PM

I like Kp's one

"Kevin Pietersen
Look Santa, buddy, it is not about what I want. It is about the team doing the best it possibly can. You know that. Like me, sure, you are the star of the show, but you need your elves and little helpers, just like I do. So just give my presents to the little people. Although I would still like a Ferrari, if that is okay."
Title: Re: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: justnotcricket86 on December 21, 2012, 01:44:52 PM
After reading again, that one is quite funny.

He used to do an article called Spy Cam on Cricinfo Page 2...it's still in the archive somewhere and worth going through them if you have half hour to kill
Title: Re: What the players want for Christmas...
Post by: PedalsMcgrew on December 21, 2012, 01:50:53 PM
The Australian Seam Bowling Attack
G'day Santa, mate. We're not too strong on the old writing so we are writing you a joint letter. Starcy in charge of the words, Sidds does the punutc - the uncupunca - the punchycun - all them little dots and what have you, and Mitchell Johnson was in charge of licking the stamp. For Christmas we would like some metal legs and backs, cheers.

That made me laugh!! ^