Custom Bats Cricket Forum
Equipment => Bats => Topic started by: Wide Chaser on January 22, 2013, 09:10:17 PM
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We have seen some great names, strange names and some bad names of bats over the years. If you was a bat maker, what would you call your bat? Ill go first.....
"The Spitfire"
I don't recall there being one called that before
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We have seen some great names, strange names and some bad names of bats over the years. If you was a bat maker, what would you call your bat? Ill go first.....
"The Spitfire"
I don't recall there being one called that before
Apart from WIllostix current offering, and last year one from Heritage bats.... Sorry!
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The Spitroaster, it will blow bowlers all over the front of the wicket, and streakishly smash them behind the wicket
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Scrap that then.... Back to the drawing board
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Big Bertha
Or maybe from my youth
Tallulah (cool runnings)
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I'd name my range after nuts.
Pecan
Chestnut
Peanut
Then I'd bring out a range of bat sleeves and call them nut sacks.
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How about...steve?
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I'd name my range after nuts.
Pecan
Chestnut
Peanut
Then I'd bring out a range of bat sleeves and call them nut sacks.
I'll make them for you mate ;)!
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You've got a deal!
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You've got a deal!
What about the hot and spicy, complete with nut sack?
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what design of fabric would you make a nut sack out of?
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Anything you want me to make you a nut sack out of :)
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What I call my bat at the beginning and at the end of my innings, are 2 different things. Neither of which are publishable on here!
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Toro Y Moi - The Bull & I
It translates as 'Bull' in Spanish and 'Me' in French, i like it as its represents the relationship between a batsman (I) and his bat (The Bull).
It also happens to be my favourite musical artist!
Bit deep I know ha
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The TallyWhacker
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The TallyWhacker
YES!
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Spanky the Ball Basher
Satan's Thunderstick
Pingatron
Biggus Hittus
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Spanky the Ball Basher
Satan's Thunderstick
Pingatron
Biggus Hittus
And I was waiting for the Kicking Horse Wanger...
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Crap picked the fielder out again - it's a bit of a mouth full but quite apt!
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notuss wide enoughuss
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Mine is Excalibur!
Although its almost time for a new one so I need a new name!
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Spanky the Ball Basher
Satan's Thunderstick
Pingatron
Biggus Hittus
I was expecting Fattus Battus
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....obviously I can see a market for personalized bat name stickers.
Hmmmmmm, I wonder who could provide such a thing?
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Anything you want me to make you a nut sack out of :)
Rough aged leather my man! Has to be..... :D
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....obviously I can see a market for personalized bat name stickers.
Hmmmmmm, I wonder who could provide such a thing?
ooooh! I know this........errrmmmmm Nope, it's gone... ;)
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Arnold ... or Carl :3
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Rough aged leather my man! Has to be..... :D
So it's a wrinkly nut sack?
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Is there any other? :D
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Not that I'm aware of mate!
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I've been telling Hunts to release the 'Hunts Bunter' for a while now.
My personal blades are generally named after girls, I think of them in the same way Nic Cage thinks of cars in Gone in Sixty Seconds.
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....obviously I can see a market for personalized bat name stickers.
Hmmmmmm, I wonder who could provide such a thing?
As a relative newcomer here,no idea...but like the sound of it!? 8)
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Gunslinger
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big boy
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The Pork Sword
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Eric
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pingard
Egg...
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Every bat my brother holds he call it 'dud.'
Nevertheless, if I were to give it a name I'd call it 'Rhubarb.'
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big boy
Remains a 'BB.' :D
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I thought up a whole range based on stars. Was going to have.
DarkSTAR with black graphics
FireSTARter with red flame graphics
STARstruck in chrome/silver
And for juniors the SuperSTAR in red/blue/yellow a la the man of steel
Back when KP was sponsored by Woodworm and Red Bull I thought they should have had a Bulldozer, a Woodworm bat in the red/blue/yellow colour way of the Red bull branding
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I can't believe no one has said Charlene. No Full Metal Jacket fans? :(
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Mine have a courtroom theme.
The Judge, The Jury, The Executioner
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Herod - slaughter of the innocents... ;)
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big dog
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"You absolute bag of ****, why did I even bother buying you. Why do I even play this game"
Or the shorter version
"The Fielder Finder"
Something to that effect I would imagine...
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can I just say....oh dear, som people have far too much time on their hands!!! ;)
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The Boomstick!
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Paaka (FireCracker) - my newbery sounds like a shotgun when the ball is middled.
Its to some extent deafening. LMAO. :D
Jag.
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Well,my B & S Fireblade arrived this morning,promptly followed by a meerkat from comparethemarket.com....so Sergei it must be!! 8)
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I thought up a whole range based on stars. Was going to have.
DarkSTAR with black graphics
FireSTARter with red flame graphics
STARstruck in chrome/silver
And for juniors the SuperSTAR in red/blue/yellow a la the man of steel
Back when KP was sponsored by Woodworm and Red Bull I thought they should have had a Bulldozer, a Woodworm bat in the red/blue/yellow colour way of the Red bull branding
What about DeathSTAR? ;)
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RUNSLUT!
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Although maybe a bit cheesy , I would call the company Noble Cricket then name all the bats after the noble gases :). Unfortunately a couple of them are taken anyway though >:(. Do gm copyright the names of their bats such as gm argon? ;)
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snooker cue.... cause I never really seem to find my wood when I hit the ball :(