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Title: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Wide Chaser on January 28, 2013, 09:34:36 PM
We all do it... Look forward to playing away somewhere that has memorable cricket teas.

But who has the best and why?

Also who has the worst and why? Be interesting if some of us think the same, or you think another forum members club fits either of these
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: fros23 on January 28, 2013, 09:37:39 PM
We played a game where the opposition's skipper was an owner of a Domnios franchise so the tea was just a load of Domnios pizza.  We didn't move to well in the field after that.  :D
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: farnham_quins_2 on January 28, 2013, 09:39:55 PM
We play a team on a Sunday in London, name is something to do with Ford cos it was a Ford factory team or something.

Their teas include a couple of bags of crisps, enough sandwiches for about 12 people whove just eaten a roast dinner, and a chocolate roll or 2.

Legendary among my team
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: aussiejake on January 28, 2013, 10:05:56 PM
This is something that I am very serious and passionate about.

Nothing worse than slogging around in the field on a 35 degree day and coming off at tea to find 10 sandwiches and some warm watermelon/oranges.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: MD2812 on January 28, 2013, 10:52:54 PM
Best I had was sleaford. Sandwiches, pork pie, sausage roll, hot onion barges, samosas and spring rolls, cocktail sausages, quiche, pizza crisps chips, cakes bought and home made. Enough to feed a nation of cricketers.

Only thing missing was chicken dippers and pink wafers, our team goes nuts for pink wafers.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: ammo on January 29, 2013, 04:00:08 AM
My fav so far: icecream with topping, pilelets with whipped cream and strawberries, hot dogs, chocolate cake, lemon cake, muffins,roast chicken and avacodo sandwiches. Bunch of other stuff aswell.
Unfortunately i wasn't able to pig out, was in the middle of a grueling innings  :(
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 06:19:10 AM
The best ones I've had have all been village clubs who do it the old fashioned way - Bledlow, Duncombe Park, WGP.  Worst, there are many in the Home Counties - Maidenhead & Bray's were a disgrace a few years back, and the "big" clubs like BA and Slough tend to produce pretty average offerings (ie nothing you'd want to eat)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: thecord on January 29, 2013, 06:36:40 AM
We had 22 prepack sandwiches from the local tesco express and a 12 pack multipack of crisps once which was pretty shocking! That guy will never be allowed to forget it
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mattw on January 29, 2013, 06:45:04 AM
My old club used to put on a great spread! They got a bit of a reputation for amazing lunches, he's a picture of a few of them. If you ever get a chance to play for Alveley CC in the worcs league, then do it - just for the lunches and bathams on the bar.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ArBKih2CEAAPlQA.jpg:large)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ap45T1SCEAM62yj.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Bruce on January 29, 2013, 09:37:50 AM
If anyone is in the Dorset leagues and has to play Poole, at Poole Park, Fear not as Subway is just across the road!
The teas there are dreadful, The players know they are awful!

If you play their 4ths though, you are in for a treat! One of their players is a baker!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: trypewriter on January 29, 2013, 11:19:21 AM
Hope I don't get slapped down for this, but if you are south-london based and do have trouble sorting that essential centrepiece of any cricket tea - the cake - these girls are worth contacting. I highly recommend the Red Velvet. They would probably be able to do an entire tea as well, but I can only vouch for the cakes - as can my waisteline. :(

http://lovesomecake.vpweb.co.uk/ (http://lovesomecake.vpweb.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 11:28:01 AM
Bit different!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Buzz on January 29, 2013, 11:28:37 AM
How could you possibly get slapped down for recommending a place to buy cakes??!! :o :D

they look good!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 11:30:17 AM
No doubt - just not sure how many clubs can afford to buy in teas that way!!!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: trypewriter on January 29, 2013, 11:39:44 AM
No doubt - just not sure how many clubs can afford to buy in teas that way!!!

I know - I just posted it in case a team found themselves in a bit of a pickle (did you see what I did there?) and needed to 'buy one in' in an emergency.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 11:40:47 AM
I know - I just posted it in case a team found themselves in a bit of a pickle (did you see what I did there?) and needed to 'buy one in' in an emergency.

*groan*
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: fasteddie on January 29, 2013, 12:00:49 PM
Best teas;

Army home ground at Aldershot.
Guards cricket, Burton Court.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 12:03:06 PM
Actualy, I forgot one of my favourites - Buzz's own Bank Of England and their full cream teas! ;)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Buzz on January 29, 2013, 12:05:09 PM
Actualy, I forgot one of my favourites - Buzz's own Bank Of England and their full cream teas! ;)

what :o :o :o :o :o - our teas are the worst in the league by miles!!!!!!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: ajmw89 on January 29, 2013, 02:41:07 PM
Our teas at Cheam are horrendous, the best locally are either Beddington or Banstead
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: tushar sehgal on January 29, 2013, 04:06:22 PM
This is pretty much what we serve...big pots full of indian food :) with Pizza as back up....no body goes hungry :D

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Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Cover_Drive on January 29, 2013, 04:13:21 PM
Prior to commencement of the game each player has to pay around 6.30 GBP ($10 CAD) which is ball fee and lunch fee. However, you can't opt out for latter one.

It depends on the day but last season I just played four games so my current club would order Biryani (on home games), Somosas (intra-club Twenty20 games) and pizza on away games. I'm cautious over what I eat as a Muslim so I do refrain from most of appetite when I'm not convinced with it being Halal.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Manormanic on January 29, 2013, 04:26:00 PM
what :o :o :o :o :o - our teas are the worst in the league by miles!!!!!!

least they're a bit different!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: forester123 on January 29, 2013, 05:26:34 PM
Each member of our team takes it in turn to make the teas each week. We are told to spend 30 pounds and the club pays back on the saturday. Last season I went all out when it was my turn and spent well over 60 pounds (including duck pancakes and hoisin sauce!). We were playing gloucester pakistanis and i was gutted to find out that they were on ramadam!!! 60+ quid on food for 11 players!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Jagminder on January 29, 2013, 05:47:15 PM
Prior to commencement of the game each player has to pay around 6.30 GBP ($10 CAD) which is ball fee and lunch fee. However, you can't opt out for latter one.


Off Topic - Which balls you guys use Uzair?

Jag.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Liam-SCCC on January 29, 2013, 05:55:41 PM
If anyone is in the Dorset leagues and has to play Poole, at Poole Park, Fear not as Subway is just across the road!
The teas there are dreadful, The players know they are awful!

If you play their 4ths though, you are in for a treat! One of their players is a baker!

I can't even remember having teas when we played there 2 years ago! Can't have been anything special
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Liam-SCCC on January 29, 2013, 05:58:34 PM
Bournemouth Cricket Club teas, in the Dorset League, on the 2nd pitch are out of this world!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Timed-To-Perfection on January 29, 2013, 06:04:33 PM
Once in a junior game, they had almost forgot about our teas and on that day there was three sandwiches per team. Of which I had a fifth of a sandwich, great considering we all had to pay £3.00 for our teas  >:(
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: shoab68 on January 29, 2013, 06:14:18 PM
Wow, That Indian food being served by Tushar club is very tempting.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: tushar sehgal on January 29, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Wow, That Indian food being served by Tushar club is very tempting.

We spend about $300 per match to feed people...sometimes its local businesses othertimes its teammates in need of cash who can also cook very well that take that money and provide food, snacks(fruit & granola) and water for both teams...makes for a nice meal...
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Jagminder on January 29, 2013, 07:10:44 PM
We spend about $300 per match to feed people...sometimes its local businesses othertimes its teammates in need of cash who can also cook very well that take that money and provide food, snacks(fruit & granola) and water for both teams...makes for a nice meal...
Thats a very good gesture.
Might pick it up this year.

Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Tumo on January 29, 2013, 07:19:38 PM
Best I had was sleaford. Sandwiches, pork pie, sausage roll, hot onion barges, samosas and spring rolls, cocktail sausages, quiche, pizza crisps chips, cakes bought and home made. Enough to feed a nation of cricketers.

Only thing missing was chicken dippers and pink wafers, our team goes nuts for pink wafers.
Hear hear, they do a cracking tea! Owmby also do a wonderful tea, very fatty though : pizzas, hot dogs, cocktail sausages (actual sausages, not tiny ones!), chicken nuggets + dippers, everything!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: jblowe on January 29, 2013, 10:41:53 PM
Shoab68 let me refer you to our teas, you do not have to travel to North America, just Oxford.

http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=19498.0 (http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=19498.0)

http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=18757.0 (http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=18757.0)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: shoab68 on January 30, 2013, 05:06:38 PM
OMG, is that cricket tea or some Ind/Pak wedding reception Dinner. :) You guys are doing amazing job.
Shoab68 let me refer you to our teas, you do not have to travel to North America, just Oxford.

[url]http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=19498.0[/url] ([url]http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=19498.0[/url])

[url]http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=18757.0[/url] ([url]http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=18757.0[/url])
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: shoab68 on January 30, 2013, 05:22:20 PM
We spend about $300 per match to feed people...sometimes its local businesses othertimes its teammates in need of cash who can also cook very well that take that money and provide food, snacks(fruit & granola) and water for both teams...makes for a nice meal...
300$ is a huge amount of money for a match tea. You guys are real food lovers. Nice gesture to give money for mates in need, Good work Tushar. Being an Indian, I really love the pic of that pure Indian veg food.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Duffers on February 14, 2013, 05:06:49 PM
The teas at Thorpe Hesley in Rotherham were amazing. I hated batting first then having to keep with 2 ton of scones in my gut!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on February 14, 2013, 07:57:43 PM
Lucky enough to get the best tea every home game in the leagues by a distance. Canners will be having a dabble this year, weather permitting
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Fezballoh on February 15, 2013, 07:14:36 AM
Tush, do you have lots of spectators to feed too?
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: tushar sehgal on February 15, 2013, 12:16:00 PM
Tush, do you have lots of spectators to feed too?

No mate just the players and if visiting team brings their WAGS we feed them as well. $300 is basically divided into $80 for drinks (mostly water bottles) & snacks (Apples, Bananas, granola bars) and $220 for about 30-35 meals including players from both teams, umps and any accompanying guests with the visiting team.

Although the pic i posted was from a 3 day 5 team tourament so our food budget & quantity was much higher for that.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on March 04, 2013, 12:35:04 AM
We play a team on a Sunday in London, name is something to do with Ford cos it was a Ford factory team or something.

Their teas include a couple of bags of crisps, enough sandwiches for about 12 people whove just eaten a roast dinner, and a chocolate roll or 2.

Legendary among my team

That would be Ford sports, we play them and had a similar disappointing experience. In their defence they are stuck with having to use the general bar staff for their teas and were most apologetic, they didn't particuly enjoy the teas themselves.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: farnham_quins_2 on March 04, 2013, 08:36:22 AM
Ah yes they're the ones. They never look happy with it either, I wouldn't be if it was my club!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Wolfie89 on March 04, 2013, 09:13:17 AM
I'm a big fan of the Teas at Upminster CC, although any tea that has pizza and pasta is fine with me.

The worst teas I've had were at the already mentioned Ford Sports and Barking CC.

Barking is particularly entertaining because if you don't like Egg and Chilli or mystery paste sandwiches then you ain't eating.

Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on March 09, 2013, 02:48:29 PM
I'm a big fan of the Teas at Upminster CC, although any tea that has pizza and pasta is fine with me.

The worst teas I've had were at the already mentioned Ford Sports and Barking CC.

Barking is particularly entertaining because if you don't like Egg and Chilli or mystery paste sandwiches then you ain't eating.

Upminster teas aint shabby. We used to play Eton Manor in the Sunday league before we pulled out, they were shocking!! All the sarnies had mould on them, frozen pizza not even seen the oven and raw.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: DiscoStu on March 09, 2013, 03:02:16 PM
This reminds me of a match about 10 years ago where we were at home. The guy nominated to do the tea did some usual fare - ham sarnies, sausage rolls, pepperoni pizza, beefy pasta - all well and good until we told him the oppo were vegetarians and the only non-meat options were tea and orange squash. He hastily ran home to knock up something and came back with the only vegetarian items he could find. The visitors weren't impressed with his pickled onion and tomato sauce sarnies.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Mortimer on March 09, 2013, 06:25:17 PM
When I played in one of the Middlesex league, the most loathed away fixture was North London Muslims. Most teams played in North West London, they played in Hackney, the pitch was hard to find and the teas were apparently crap and they took the mickey over what they charged for the teas
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on March 09, 2013, 06:29:15 PM
I wouldnt say it was the worst tea, but playing against Ilford a few years ago, it must of been around 90 degree's and they served up a madras curry. At least a few of us got runs
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: ProCricketer1982 on March 09, 2013, 07:12:14 PM
I wouldnt say it was the worst tea, but playing against Ilford a few years ago, it must of been around 90 degree's and they served up a madras curry. At least a few of us got runs

ah but was that cricket runs or curry runs?? (or should it be run's???)
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on March 09, 2013, 07:23:03 PM
ah but was that cricket runs or curry runs?? (or should it be run's???)

Oh, should have said '' THE RUNS'' >:(
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: ProCricketer1982 on March 09, 2013, 07:25:36 PM
Oh, should have said '' THE RUNS'' >:(

:)

Maybe that's their tactic. Make the opposition incapable of playing so they win??
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on March 09, 2013, 07:30:45 PM
:)

Maybe that's their tactic. Make the opposition incapable of playing so they win??

Nah, they normally just bring in a decent international or ex pro. At our place we just put too much out and hope to field first.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: at200 on March 09, 2013, 07:40:47 PM
in the cambridgeshire league the eaton socon cc were very nice -the worst saffron walden 2nds cc big club that only care about there 1st team
my team weston colville cc do good teas that include chilli , curries and spaghetti bolognese
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on April 06, 2013, 12:34:14 AM
I'm a big fan of the Teas at Upminster CC, although any tea that has pizza and pasta is fine with me.

The worst teas I've had were at the already mentioned Ford Sports and Barking CC.

Barking is particularly entertaining because if you don't like Egg and Chilli or mystery paste sandwiches then you ain't eating.

Barking we got a full blown home made curry and rice with Naan bread. I think the 2s later in the year got a plate of very average cakes and sandwiches so maybe it depends who's in the team as to whos Mrs does the food
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on April 06, 2013, 12:36:18 AM
Nah, they normally just bring in a decent international or ex pro. At our place we just put too much out and hope to field first.

Who do you play for Burdy?
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on April 06, 2013, 05:33:34 AM
Who do you play for Burdy?

Hornchurch. You?
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on April 06, 2013, 01:21:20 PM
cool, one of the grounds in Essex i dont think ive played at, im at Walthamstow
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: jimster on April 06, 2013, 01:40:07 PM
When I played in one of the Middlesex league, the most loathed away fixture was North London Muslims. Most teams played in North West London, they played in Hackney, the pitch was hard to find and the teas were apparently crap and they took the mickey over what they charged for the teas

who did you play for in the middlesex league ?
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on April 06, 2013, 02:41:58 PM
cool, one of the grounds in Essex i dont think ive played at, im at Walthamstow

Played at w'stow many times over the years. Last time we played there one of our players hit a six on to the roof of the houses opposite. Owner was far from impressed and called the police as he claimed it hit his head.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on April 06, 2013, 03:23:00 PM
Played at w'stow many times over the years. Last time we played there one of our players hit a six on to the roof of the houses opposite. Owner was far from impressed and called the police as he claimed it hit his head.

Thats happened twice in the 18 years i've been at the club, first time someone claimed it hit a roof tile which fell near him and wanted compensation the second time was the incident you mentioned. Both were told politely and formally where to go. We've been at Buck Walk for 102 years so they knew what was there when they moved in to the house.

Most of the residents are fine but the odd few do like a moan - they moan the conifer trees block out the light so they get the council to force us to trim them down by 15ft and then moan when the balls occasionaly clear the trees.  :D

The one time i remember seeing your lot at our place was when i got back from a 4th XI game to catch the end of a 1s game between our clubs, Chris Drum was bowling possible the quickest deliveries i've ever seen in club cricket
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Burdy on April 06, 2013, 05:52:28 PM
Thats happened twice in the 18 years i've been at the club, first time someone claimed it hit a roof tile which fell near him and wanted compensation the second time was the incident you mentioned. Both were told politely and formally where to go. We've been at Buck Walk for 102 years so they knew what was there when they moved in to the house.

Most of the residents are fine but the odd few do like a moan - they moan the conifer trees block out the light so they get the council to force us to trim them down by 15ft and then moan when the balls occasionaly clear the trees.  :D

The one time i remember seeing your lot at our place was when i got back from a 4th XI game to catch the end of a 1s game between our clubs, Chris Drum was bowling possible the quickest deliveries i've ever seen in club cricket



I remember that game well. I opened up with Chris Drum that game and it was a lively track. Always had fond memories playing at the stow.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: mdg20 on April 06, 2013, 07:39:28 PM
Yeah the old track was "interesting" in those days
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Ciaran on June 16, 2014, 07:16:52 PM
Worst is star cc in Tottenham, £55 n not even a cup of tea or a seat! Soggy sandwiches n only curry as the other option!

Best Hawridge and Cholsbury just a phenomenal spread!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Mortimer on June 16, 2014, 09:04:20 PM
who did you play for in the middlesex league ?

Taylor Woodrow Sports Club
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: tim2000s on June 16, 2014, 10:35:20 PM
Best tea I've had was at the north Middlesex ground "The Pavilion"....

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Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: Vitas Cricket on June 16, 2014, 10:58:00 PM
Eaton Socon best by a mile, Ketton's not bad mind ;)

Khalsa is the worst tea I've ever had.
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: R155 on June 17, 2014, 10:06:28 AM
Always a cracking tea @ Nuneaton CC Warwickshire league

always fresh and homemade cakes to die for its a shame we only get 20 mins for tea crazy idea  >:(


http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/ (http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/)

oh did I mention we signed up Ashley Giles :-) bonus
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: 19reading87 on June 17, 2014, 10:08:14 AM
Always a cracking tea @ Nuneaton CC Warwickshire league

always fresh and homemade cakes to die for its a shame we only get 20 mins for tea crazy idea  >:(


[url]http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/[/url] ([url]http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/[/url])

oh did I mention we signed up Ashley Giles :-) bonus


Always seemed to rain when I played at your place!
Title: Re: Best and worst cricket teas....
Post by: uknsaunders on June 17, 2014, 11:14:07 AM
Always a cracking tea @ Nuneaton CC Warwickshire league

always fresh and homemade cakes to die for its a shame we only get 20 mins for tea crazy idea  >:(


[url]http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/[/url] ([url]http://nuneaton.play-cricket.com/[/url])

oh did I mention we signed up Ashley Giles :-) bonus


Now Ash has had his P45 from the ECB he does need a job. I bet he can't be cheap (sorry off topic I know).