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General Cricket => Players => Topic started by: petehosk on August 26, 2013, 01:04:30 PM
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Apologies in advance if this seems a little sexist, but with the topic of Sarah Taylor who is a quality player, not to mention quite cute! Plus with eye candy players around such as Ellyse Perry (SWWWING!) for Aus and others that may not be playing at the moment, such as Danielle Wyatt, it got me thinking!
If you were to put a genuine female team together (by genuine I mean they must be genuine cricketers and contain a wicket keeper, bowlers and bats(wo)men) then who would be in there?
They can be from any country and must be at least County or International standard.
But above anything else, they must be cute! And I mean seriously, pack the crowds in, please take your helmet off, can I please help hold your towel CUTE!!! ;)
Have fun with this guys!
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I hear Jennifer Anniston is a pretty good LAS bowler.
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If cute is a prerequisite, surely Sarah Taylor is out. Seriously, Ellyse Perry (and Laura Marsh at a stretch) aside, this would be a pretty thin team.
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Lauren Winfield, the newest one?
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Ed Joyce's sisters aren't bad
Sarah Taylor is fit. As is Ebony Rainford-Brent and Isa Guha.
One of the guys that plays for me works on cricket AM, so after they had some of tthe England women on, we were having a discussion about who bats for the other side. Apparently Heather Knight revealed all when she was on the show!
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Sarah Taylor is fit.
Yeah, she's a babe. ROFL
:-[
(http://www.espncricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/106000/106038.jpg)
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Can they all wear stretton fox gear only?
something about this pic that turns me on. A cricketers lingerie?
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h76/smilley792/0DB20D67-4D4C-4804-B874-364463467E6A-2193-0000030994FCC338_zps26e43442.jpg)
Once played cricket against urooj khan off Pakistan, she had a lovely bottom, and her appeal was quite orgasmic. Maybe why the ump gave it out!
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Danielle wyatt is lovely and very cute, Sarah Taylor isn't bad and unless I'm mistaken Charlotte Edwards isn't to bad
That perry from Aus looks quite cute as well but apart from those players I don't know many others in the female game.
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Can they all wear stretton fox gear only?
something about this pic that turns me on. A cricketers lingerie?
([url]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h76/smilley792/0DB20D67-4D4C-4804-B874-364463467E6A-2193-0000030994FCC338_zps26e43442.jpg[/url])
Once played cricket against urooj khan off Pakistan, she had a lovely bottom, and her appeal was quite orgasmic. Maybe why the ump gave it out!
Seeing that pic is about the onetime I briefly thought about spending that kind of money on some Stratton gear. Great advertising lol
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To be fair half of the Aussie team are pretty attractive, apart from Miss Beige. Theres also some good looking ladies in the England squad!
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I am sure if Anna Kournikova was to play, she would be extremely good at cricket.
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Perry is by far the best from either side, but Lanning doesn't look to bad either for the Aussies. Wyatt is cute, but she's about as good as they get on the England side, most of them if I'm rightly informed, 'Bat for the other side' including Taylor and Brunt.
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Perry is by far the best from either side, but Lanning doesn't look to bad either for the Aussies. Wyatt is cute, but she's about as good as they get on the England side, most of them if I'm rightly informed, 'Bat for the other side' including Taylor and Brunt.
Not miss brunt, what a waste :( miss Colvin is quite nice too . (Is thinking leonine might not like this thread)
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Brunt and Taylor have history
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Wyatt is amazing!!! Alot of them are very natural and pretty.
Please dear Lord let Sweden produce a female cricket team!!!
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Just watching Danielle Wyatt get knocked over for none... yeah, I'll give you her. She is pretty damn cute.
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From being here at the Ageas Bowl watching the Gashes match I have to say, the Aussies have a much better looking team than us!
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From being here at the Ageas Bowl watching the Gashes match I have to say, the Aussies have a much better looking team than us!
By far!!
Although some of out B players are pretty damn cute!
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In order to answer the original post here is a pretty tasty XI with pictorial evidence. :D
Ellyse Perry (Australia)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IaJ91Fo8Ako/URKPI_5l6uI/AAAAAAAAL9E/0CodpdvbcX8/s320/Ellyse+Perry+Hot.jpg)
Danni Wyatt (England and Notts)
(http://static.iccworldtwenty20.com/players/284/557.png)
Holly Colvin (England and Sussex)
(http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/152452310-holly-colvin-of-the-england-womens-cricket-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QU%2ftfmFTklxqc39JGLy0wOe%2fAW6TTMEN3byELUxGpzVqvsWYug9xFXvtlVQ38sOL%2fQ%3d%3d)
Georgia Elwiss (England and Sussex)
(http://www.sportacrossstaffordshire.co.uk/live/images/cme_resources/Public/ENewsletter%20-%20April%2009/Georgia-Elwiss.jpg)
Tammy Beaumont (England and Kent)
(http://static.ecb.co.uk/images/670x455/tammy-beaumont-dsc-9649-1337213.JPG)
Meg Lanning (Australia)
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Meg+Lanning+ICC+Press+Conference+0AeUjXPCZpSl.jpg)
Beth Macgregor (Essex)
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49710000/jpg/_49710680_-23.jpg)
Alex Hartley (Lancashire)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BErmBTLCcAE02_L.jpg)
Lauren Winfield (Yorkshire and England)
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/7_h5cicf8HI/maxresdefault.jpg)
Chiara Green (Sussex)
(http://www.sussexcricket.co.uk/images/player-profiles/Womens/Chiara%20Green%20resized.JPG)
Aimee Watkins (New Zealand)
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/New+Zealand+Women+Portrait+Session+mntdf-nEIE5l.jpg)
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Good from you!!!
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My days #FitWorldWomensTeam
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So surprised no ones mentioned Holly Ferling - she's an absolute worldie.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000290558777/3f0d1b64680a96500d1700f5b9a32b28.jpeg)
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Good to see Holly Colvin getting some appreciation. Met her at The Oval this year and can confirm I definitely would
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Good to see Holly Colvin getting some appreciation. Met her at The Oval this year and can confirm I definitely would
Really lovely girl too, so are ST and Laura Marsh.
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So surprised no ones mentioned Holly Ferling - she's an absolute worldie.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000290558777/3f0d1b64680a96500d1700f5b9a32b28.jpeg)
Yep, she is the leader so far.. Followed by Elyse Perry, miss Brunt and Holly colvin.. any of them would do I suppose.
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So surprised no ones mentioned Holly Ferling - she's an absolute worldie.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000290558777/3f0d1b64680a96500d1700f5b9a32b28.jpeg)
She was right in front of where I was sat today, can confirm she's an absolute Worldie!
Ellyse Perry and Meg Lanning were both stunners too. Apparently they played cricket or something too...
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Yeah, Holly Ferling is also only 17... you're all going to jail lol
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Yeah, Holly Ferling is also only 17... you're all going to jail lol
She's over 16 so don't know what the problem is?? Haha
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Heard a rumour when I was out in Oz that the reason Clarke and Bingle went sour was down to Elyse Perry... Just speculating of course....
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Alex Hartley is definately up there! So is tammy. Can we include ex England players as I'd happily include Isha guha and rosalie birch!
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Couple of Beauty's here...
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g436/Alex_Sparrow/image-36.jpg)
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Haven't seen Emma Flanagan mentioned yet.....
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Pass.
Some are almost OK...but that is about it.
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That's what I like to see Vic - a man with standards.
I bet you get out of the bath to pee!
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Heard a rumour when I was out in Oz that the reason Clarke and Bingle went sour was down to Elyse Perry... Just speculating of course....
Whoever told you that was having a lend of your gullibility.
Clarke pissed Bingle off, not the other way round.
In Australia, Bingle is a well known player having slept around with surfers, rugby dudes, Aussie Rules dudes and then tried to gain respectability while she was with Clarke.
She cheated on Clarke with Aussie Rules footballer Brendon Fevola and whilst Clarke initially forgave her, in what can only be described as the dumbest thing any human could ever do, in order to kick-start her flagging celebrity career she publically released a photo of herself naked in the shower taken on a mobile phone by dufus Brendan Fevola and then did a series of interviews in tabloid magazines talking about it.
Clarke flew home half way through a tour of New Zealand and dumped her on the spot and kicked her out of their home.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/dermott-brereton-says-he-told-lara-bingle-that-brendan-fevola-was-married-as-michael-clarke-moves-to-protect-his-millions/story-e6frewz0-1225839894597 (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/dermott-brereton-says-he-told-lara-bingle-that-brendan-fevola-was-married-as-michael-clarke-moves-to-protect-his-millions/story-e6frewz0-1225839894597)
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/being-bingle-a-day-in-the-life-20100313-q535.html (http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/being-bingle-a-day-in-the-life-20100313-q535.html)
If we compile a list of her ex boyfriends, it is quite an impressive list of "characters":
John Ibrahim - google him
Taj Burrows - surfer
Kai Otton - surfer
Craig Wing - rugby
Danny Cipriani - rugby
Brendan Fevola - football
George Freeman's son - google George Freeman
....just to name a few...
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That's what I like to see Vic - a man with standards.
I bet you get out of the bath to pee!
Let me just say that in my life I have been blessed.
And my wife makes all those girls look like hags...
Not boasting, just stating the facts.
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Fevola was one of my favourites when i lived in Melbourne, always in the news, rarely for sport despite being a quality player.
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Fevola was one of my favourites when i lived in Melbourne, always in the news, rarely for sport despite being a quality player.
He is trying to piece his life back together.
He is back together with his wife after a couple years apart, but he is apparently still addicted to gambling.
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And I don't think it was a coincidence when Clarke really started to flourish and stepped up from a class batsman to world-class after being shot of Bingle, either.
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Whoever told you that was having a lend of your gullibility.
Clarke pissed Bingle off, not the other way round.
In Australia, Bingle is a well known player having slept around with surfers, rugby dudes, Aussie Rules dudes and then tried to gain respectability while she was with Clarke.
She cheated on Clarke with Aussie Rules footballer Brendon Fevola and whilst Clarke initially forgave her, in what can only be described as the dumbest thing any human could ever do, in order to kick-start her flagging celebrity career she publically released a photo of herself naked in the shower taken on a mobile phone by dufus Brendan Fevola and then did a series of interviews in tabloid magazines talking about it.
Clarke flew home half way through a tour of New Zealand and dumped her on the spot and kicked her out of their home.
[url]http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/dermott-brereton-says-he-told-lara-bingle-that-brendan-fevola-was-married-as-michael-clarke-moves-to-protect-his-millions/story-e6frewz0-1225839894597[/url] ([url]http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/dermott-brereton-says-he-told-lara-bingle-that-brendan-fevola-was-married-as-michael-clarke-moves-to-protect-his-millions/story-e6frewz0-1225839894597[/url])
[url]http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/being-bingle-a-day-in-the-life-20100313-q535.html[/url] ([url]http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/being-bingle-a-day-in-the-life-20100313-q535.html[/url])
If we compile a list of her ex boyfriends, it is quite an impressive list of "characters":
John Ibrahim - google him
Taj Burrows - surfer
Kai Otton - surfer
Craig Wing - rugby
Danny Cipriani - rugby
Brendan Fevola - football
George Freeman's son - google George Freeman
....just to name a few...
she sounds like someone to take home to the parents!! NOT
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And I don't think it was a coincidence when Clarke really started to flourish and stepped up from a class batsman to world-class after being shot of Bingle, either.
Exactly.
Clarke's wife is pretty, classy and most importantly, she stays out of the news.
When he was with Bingle, his form nose dived and his average sunk to 46. The poor bugger must have been looking over his shoulder all the time.
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Laura Marsh is pretty nice looking not fugly
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Let me just say that in my life I have been blessed.
And my wife makes all those girls look like hags...
Not boasting, just stating the facts.
Seen a pic of Vics wife and yes he is not boasting she is a stunning woman.. Respect Vic
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Seen a pic of Vics wife and yes he is not boasting she is a stunning woman.. Respect Vic
Thanks Number 4.
If I had to be brutally honest, it was all dumb luck.
Cheers!
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Seems like we got a player in the house! ;)