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Title: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: justnotcricket86 on January 24, 2014, 11:17:38 AM
Am I dreaming?

This doesn't feel normal.....
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Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on January 24, 2014, 11:19:59 AM
Hugh Jackman, Dame Edna, Nicole Kidman, Ralf Harris, Pat Cash, …Crocodile Dundee, Yes YOU Crocodile Dundee. You Took one hell of a beating! #EnglandVictory
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on January 24, 2014, 11:21:30 AM
Anyone going to the parade in Trafalgar Square? I'm going to get there early to get a good spot
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on January 24, 2014, 11:22:33 AM
all over it, im packing up for the day and heading to the nearest pub to celebrate. Purchase some fireworks on the way as well as a party hat and glitter cannon.
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Post by: jwebber86 on January 24, 2014, 11:22:55 AM
just don't understand what they were thinking. they ruined their perfect record
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Post by: Number4 on January 24, 2014, 11:24:29 AM
Just a reminder guys.... You lost the ashes 5-0 ;) :D
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Post by: petehosk on January 24, 2014, 11:25:16 AM
Just a reminder guys.... You lost the ashes 5-0 ;) :D

DEH! Really?
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Post by: uknsaunders on January 24, 2014, 11:25:47 AM
Tried their best to throw it away. With 9 down Stokes dropped a sitter, Ballance a refusal. Coulter Nile smashed it to Buttler only for the ump to give it not out and Cook refusing to use his referral. Australia are resting 4 players though.
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Post by: FvanN on January 24, 2014, 11:26:36 AM
Hope England's win softened them up for their trip to SA next month  :D
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Post by: iand123 on January 24, 2014, 11:28:24 AM
Where's Vic Nicholas when you need him, well played the nanny state
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: procricket on January 24, 2014, 11:29:27 AM
Hugh Jackman, Dame Edna, Nicole Kidman, Ralf Harris, Pat Cash, …Crocodile Dundee, Yes YOU Crocodile Dundee. You Took one hell of a beating! #EnglandVictory

You bloody copy Thomasina
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Post by: Red Ink Cricket on January 24, 2014, 11:34:16 AM
Tried their best to throw it away. With 9 down Stokes dropped a sitter, Ballance a refusal. Coulter Nile smashed it to Buttler only for the ump to give it not out and Cook refusing to use his referral. Australia are resting 4 players though.

and we havent played our full strength side all series. broad hasnt played all games, no jimmy, no swan ( yes i know he has retired) and no KP. nice to get a win, we may as well enjoy it while we can. its also nice for the aussies to come back down to reality for when they get smashed in SA :)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: procricket on January 24, 2014, 11:35:25 AM
Somebody should do a England victory special offer.

He suffering the suffering night after night sulking like gollom now it time to invade the light and breath again.

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Post by: MD2812 on January 24, 2014, 11:39:23 AM
And did those feet, in ancient time.......
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Post by: ManHOOS on January 24, 2014, 11:42:28 AM
Lol that is some journy from october  :D
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Post by: Nickauger on January 24, 2014, 12:13:40 PM
Our Aussie friends are rather quiet today ;) knew we wouldnt stay down for long!!
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Post by: Alvaro on January 24, 2014, 12:18:50 PM
Good to see them coming into form in time for the series that really matters:
The T20 Cup....
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Post by: petehosk on January 24, 2014, 12:26:14 PM
Won't get carried away! It's nice to see the likes of Cook and others finally starting to look as though they can bat, and even against big Mitch!! And the bowlers actually bowling better too!
But this should have happened weeks and weeks ago!!!
Stokes and Jordan are good finds. And we already knew that Buttler coud do damage with the bat, but it's good to see him doing well with the gloves too!

Now got to see if they can find some kind of consistency! 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: tim2000s on January 24, 2014, 12:29:42 PM
The only reason that our Aussie friends are quiet is because it is Friday night and they're all out having fun rather than commenting on here!
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Post by: petehosk on January 24, 2014, 12:31:39 PM
They've got the right idea! Now where did I put those beer tokens!
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Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on January 24, 2014, 12:38:00 PM
Just a reminder guys.... You lost the ashes 5-0 ;) :D

Irrelevant information now we are back to winning ways, your only as good as your last game!

Knighthoods all round for the England team and a heros welcome upon returning to England at the airport is in order.
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Post by: moonball on January 24, 2014, 12:38:13 PM
Some people recall where they were when Kennedy was shot, some when they heard Thatcher was dead, others the day Nasser Hussain bought a round... Well, now we can rejoice and smile when we recall where we were the moment England won a game on the 2013/14 Ashes Tour. This will stay with me always... 
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Post by: TangoWhiskey on January 24, 2014, 01:05:57 PM
I know the Aussies are ahead of us on time difference but I didn't think it was already April 1st over there!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: Nickauger on January 24, 2014, 01:12:09 PM
The only reason that our Aussie friends are quiet is because it is Friday night and they're all out having fun rather than commenting on here!

Did no-one pick up on the huge dose of sarcasm in my post.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: The_Bird on January 24, 2014, 01:18:34 PM
Did no-one pick up on the huge dose of sarcasm in my post.

Typical Aussies only see them when they are winning, never humble in defeat. England will win the World Cup at a canter if they can beat the No.1 side this easily with half a side.


(I wonder if they pick up on mine....?)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: iand123 on January 24, 2014, 01:22:16 PM
I blame KP that we didnt win by a bigger margin
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Post by: petehosk on January 24, 2014, 01:47:13 PM
I'm pretty shocked! We beat them comfortably and we are NOT ranked the number 1 ODI side in the World? Surely that win should catapult us to the top spot?  ;)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: Johnny on January 24, 2014, 02:59:06 PM
By Boxing rules we are now the no. 1 ODI team!!! Go England!
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Post by: ProCricketer1982 on January 24, 2014, 06:32:09 PM
Odis are not tests though are they. Were aus really up for it?  Certainly KP's fault everything. Least this win means flower and cook are safe and everything is rosy again
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Post by: Gingerbusiness on January 24, 2014, 06:36:25 PM
...And how good was it to see Mitchell Johnson taken apart... Finally! :D

He bowls a 4-ball an over and has taken batsmen this long to exploit that!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Odis are not tests though are they. Were aus really up for it?  Certainly KP's fault everything. Least this win means flower and cook are safe and everything is rosy again
England won an ODI so the coach of the Test side's job is safe??
#Logic
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: ProCricketer1982 on January 24, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
England won an ODI so the coach of the Test side's job is safe??
#Logic
:)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: Nickauger on January 24, 2014, 08:21:08 PM
I think I get what you mean mate lol, although I tend to dusagree.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS - ENGLAND WIN
Post by: blocka on January 24, 2014, 09:08:57 PM
Good win lads, gotta love beating an Australia A side :)
Glad to see you blokes play well and breathe some competition into the matches, was starting to get a bit boring celebrating every few nights.