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Equipment => Your Kit => Topic started by: FattusCattus on April 14, 2014, 06:47:31 PM

Title: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 14, 2014, 06:47:31 PM
Yes chaps, here I am, with the latest piece of hybrid batting technology - and as usual, I am ahead of the wave!

Part Mongoose - part Joker,  this is 'The Monger'

Made from a hithertoo unknown, hi-impact, low looks performance willow that defies categorisation by JS Wright, this is a piece of work.

It weighs in at 2.9lb, it has 42mm edges and a 70mm spine, and it picks up like a dream. With racey dropped shoulders and a longer handle for ultimate biffing, this is definitely a man's tool.

It has 5 wobbly grains (which I'm told the pros now prefer) and in tapping it up, I have broken every light-fitting in my house and a passing wood-pigeon. It also has the latest must-have face marking - the 'Frog Eyed Knot', two evenly spaced knots, parallel across the face. I am told, that the area will act like a woody trampoline and the performance will be eye-watering.

Here she is in all her glory:

(http://i57.tinypic.com/xm0ho7.jpg)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2vxqemd.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2450im1.jpg)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2hyl5yv.jpg)

More than one other forum member his used this stick of dynamite - it made them feel dirty - BUT THEY LIKED IT!!!!!



(ps, if anyone can turn these bloody pics round for me - please do it!)
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: m.lalli on April 14, 2014, 06:57:16 PM
I'm lost for words.  :o
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: simonmay5 on April 14, 2014, 06:59:30 PM
She is lovely I must say
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: tushar sehgal on April 14, 2014, 07:05:16 PM
Move aside Pro bats and Crown willow...monger is in town...wheelin dealin - run stealing...
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: smilley792 on April 14, 2014, 07:10:18 PM
Now that I like!

Do they do one in 3lb?
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: procricket on April 14, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
Love the monger Bruce have you the tools to use it!!!!

Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: jwebber86 on April 14, 2014, 07:22:50 PM
that is awesome.

i would imagine with a spec like that being a rare limited edition bat it must retail for around £899 so long as you are willing to go and pick it up as its far to valuable to post
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: tejasapatel on April 14, 2014, 07:29:06 PM
This would be an amazing bat to use in T20 cricket. I wouldn't be surprised if I see someone using somethign similar in 2014 edition of the IPL.
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 14, 2014, 09:42:18 PM
Hmmmm - I reckon this this needs a fluro grip - anyone got one?
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on April 14, 2014, 10:17:07 PM
Oooohhhh that's clearly the blade o someone special!
Hmmmm - I reckon this this needs a fluro grip - anyone got one?
Is a rainbow grip any good Fattus??
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 14, 2014, 10:19:17 PM
I've got those I'm afraid. I think I'm looking for lime green or violent orange to match the silly stickers I;ve put on it.

Every massive tool needs the right rubber!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on April 14, 2014, 10:20:52 PM
How about bright pink??
I can help you out with one of them  :D
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: fasteddie on April 15, 2014, 06:14:09 AM
Have you made the 'Minger' yet?

Surely every Monger needs a Minger.

Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: Whispering Death on April 15, 2014, 06:42:48 AM
In that bottom pic it looks so hot it's smokin!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: Number4 on April 15, 2014, 06:58:48 AM
Love the monger Bruce have you the tools to use it!!!!

He has more than just the tools to use it.... He IS the tool to use it ;) :D
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: trypewriter on April 15, 2014, 08:01:19 AM
Built for 'the flourish'.  ;)
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: sarg on April 15, 2014, 08:28:04 AM
Love it!  Doing something similar, but only shorten the bladelengthened the handle by an inch and a half for fear of copping a bagging.

What's the word on wobbly grains. my new goose torq has wobbly grains, but I just accept that as grade 3 willow.

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Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 15, 2014, 09:01:31 AM
Many pros are now specifying Wobbly Grains as they believe a wavy grain spreads the ping wider across the face than a straight grain.

You will be begin to hear a lot more about this - it's simply that I am party to the info ahead of the rest of you.
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: charliemott on April 15, 2014, 09:28:39 AM
Many pros are now specifying Wobbly Grains as they believe a wavy grain spreads the ping wider across the face than a straight grain.

You will be begin to hear a lot more about this - it's simply that I am party to the info ahead of the rest of you.


Im not sure cooky agrees ;) http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/image/737061.html?page=1 (http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/image/737061.html?page=1)
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 15, 2014, 09:33:08 AM
Yeah but what does he know? He's not in the Mong Club!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: Buzz on April 15, 2014, 09:37:08 AM
I feel dirty just reading this thread and looking at the pictures.

Words cannot describe how I felt when I had a hit with this bat. I had to have a long bath afterwards. I still get the shivers thinking about it.
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: MD2812 on April 15, 2014, 09:51:18 AM
Fattus, where did you get your one off stickers done?
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 15, 2014, 10:17:51 AM
I made them myself in my Sign Shop.

Fluro vinyl vinyl - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 15, 2014, 10:18:39 AM
I feel dirty just reading this thread and looking at the pictures.

Words cannot describe how I felt when I had a hit with this bat. I had to have a long bath afterwards. I still get the shivers thinking about it.

Yeah! Made you look like a dirty slogger!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: charliemott on April 15, 2014, 11:02:22 AM
Yeah! Made you look like a dirty slogger!

Or just was doing a very good impression of me and my lofted drive at wide mid on *cough* slog *cough*
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: sarg on April 15, 2014, 11:02:41 AM
Many pros are now specifying Wobbly Grains as they believe a wavy grain spreads the ping wider across the face than a straight grain.

You will be begin to hear a lot more about this - it's simply that I am party to the info ahead of the rest of you.

Cool, I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy about my bat for next season now. Thanks for the info.
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on April 15, 2014, 11:18:19 AM
Many pros are now specifying Wobbly Grains as they believe a wavy grain spreads the ping wider across the face than a straight grain.

You will be begin to hear a lot more about this - it's simply that I am party to the info ahead of the rest of you.
Cool, I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy about my bat for next season now. Thanks for the info.
First nibble Fattus!
Title: Re: BEHOLD!!! The Monger
Post by: FattusCattus on April 15, 2014, 11:19:41 AM
Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent!