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Title: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: FattusCattus on May 03, 2014, 09:52:52 PM

Played with a new club member today, a Pakistani-Irishman call Waqar O'Hennessey. Top bloke.

Anyway, we had a young in-swing bowler playing, who was starting the ball on middle and off and dropping it down the leg side. Waq persuaded him to consider bowling the width of a 'ladies' titty' outside off stump, to help him start it in the right place.

 I doubt the young man has ever seen a woman's titty, however he must have googled them as he bowled a superb spell, just the right amount outside off-stump.

Anyone else received such sage advice?

Title: Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: tejasapatel on May 03, 2014, 10:30:52 PM

Fattus any post by you has to be funny and must have naughty references.

Title: Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: Alvaro on May 03, 2014, 11:41:40 PM

Bowling like that is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Make sure you get that left arm right up.

Title: Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: Number 11 on May 04, 2014, 12:19:03 AM

Cup size? Though that might depend on the amount of swing or spin. :D

Title: Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: tim2000s on May 04, 2014, 12:26:44 AM

Off he went for an m-cup, he must've been swinging it a mile...

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Title: Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
Post by: FattusCattus on May 04, 2014, 08:59:56 AM

My wife's friend has breasts bigger than my head.