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Title: IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED - FATTY GOT A 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: FattusCattus on April 25, 2015, 09:51:12 PM
This may not mean much to some of you proper players - but for me, it's finally happened!!!! 58 runs today against Oxted!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot tell you how happy I am - after 24 years of trying, I have finally scored a proper, Saturday cricket 50. It included 11 x 4's and was quite violent, but did include several shots through the offside.

I;m so happy, and I have drunk so much beer, that it has tken me ages to write this post!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Vitas Cricket on April 25, 2015, 09:53:30 PM
Congrats mate :)
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Post by: Giraffe208 on April 25, 2015, 09:54:04 PM
Congrats @FattusCattus
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Post by: RF on April 25, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
Well done mate

Enjoy it
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Post by: horseman on April 25, 2015, 10:00:54 PM
Go on the cat. Hit the town buddy!! I hope mrs fattus knows she'll have to put a shift in tonight!!
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Post by: FattusCattus on April 25, 2015, 10:05:20 PM
Imm; so drunk, i thnk i need to go to bed now
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Post by: jwebber86 on April 25, 2015, 10:11:04 PM
congrats fattus. you can now be classed as a proper batsman
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Post by: Six Sixes Cricket on April 25, 2015, 10:15:08 PM
Well done cattus, is it time for a new bat? How's she looking
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Post by: Boondougal on April 25, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
That's great mate! I think that oval net is probably what affirmed your technique!!
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Post by: Buzz on April 25, 2015, 10:24:40 PM
Whoop whoop I heard that there were naked dancing girls parading around oxted in your honour.

now you need to remember you are on 0 when you start your next innings!
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Post by: Number4 on April 25, 2015, 10:25:46 PM
Well done you large plummed, hairy hunk of man meat :D
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Post by: uknsaunders on April 25, 2015, 10:39:01 PM
Well done, can't wait for the match report!
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Post by: amritpremi on April 25, 2015, 10:55:32 PM
That must surely be the new bat.
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Post by: i12breakfree on April 25, 2015, 11:43:33 PM
That must surely be the new bat.

Well done and we do need to know what bat did you use   ;)
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Post by: Cover_Drive on April 26, 2015, 02:21:08 AM
That is fantastic news, extremely happy for you @FattusCattus. This is just a start!!

Look forward to match report.
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Post by: Nmcgee on April 26, 2015, 03:28:31 AM
Drunk and excited from a good days play.....sounds like the perfect time to go online and make a few unnecessary purchases!
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Post by: ppccopener on April 26, 2015, 03:32:00 AM
Well batted.
50 up!
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Post by: jamielsn15 on April 26, 2015, 06:26:18 AM
Congrats fella!
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Post by: praguetaz on April 26, 2015, 06:29:48 AM
Well done.. you never forget your first 50...enjoy and have another go next week..
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Post by: tim2000s on April 26, 2015, 07:47:36 AM
Well done Fattus!


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Post by: Jaffa on April 26, 2015, 08:59:31 AM
Congrats mate. Wow, well done.
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Post by: Seniorplayer on April 26, 2015, 10:09:51 AM
Get up the batting order and score 100 next week.
Not difficult to kick on once you have 50.
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Post by: SOULMAN1012 on April 26, 2015, 11:07:40 AM
Well batted Brucie, proof that all you have to do is use 10 different bats per season and you will be fine lol
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Post by: WalkingWicket37 on April 26, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
Well done Bruce.
11 x 4s sounds like it's verging on a savage onslaught!  :D
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Post by: gdb19 on April 26, 2015, 02:17:10 PM
Congratulations Bruce, really pleased for you.
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Post by: simonmay5 on April 26, 2015, 03:23:10 PM
Well done mate really pleased for you hope you can keep your good form up mate and shows hard work pays off and now to frame the magic bat  :)
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Post by: Bulldog Cricket on April 26, 2015, 04:21:39 PM
Well done Bruce. Was it with Malinga's bat ?
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Post by: FattusCattus on April 26, 2015, 04:23:57 PM
Yes it was!!! It's battered but effective!!!!
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Post by: roco on April 26, 2015, 06:07:17 PM
Next stop 100
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Post by: Bulldog Cricket on April 26, 2015, 06:23:56 PM
Yes it was!!! It's battered but effective!!!!

I bet Malinga never got 50 with it.
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Post by: e4sby on April 26, 2015, 06:43:38 PM
Well done Bruce. Hope you have the bat sat on top of the mantle piece so you can sit and stare at it all week!
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Post by: Bruce on April 26, 2015, 07:05:02 PM
Well done big boy Bruce!!!
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Post by: Jogetnz on April 26, 2015, 08:19:27 PM
Congrats to you. One ticked off the bucket list
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Post by: Jaffa on April 27, 2015, 06:17:47 AM
How many drunken celebratory purchases have you made Bruce?
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Post by: Mattsky on April 27, 2015, 07:55:51 AM
Top biffing sir! And it's still only April! On a hot streak right out of the blocks.
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Post by: RoCo Da Pixie on April 27, 2015, 07:57:22 AM
Well done Bruce
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Post by: 19reading87 on April 27, 2015, 07:59:34 AM
I'm proud of you
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Post by: arsenal123 on April 27, 2015, 12:46:46 PM
I'm still awaiting the story to go with it!

A blow by blow account if you will...
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Post by: tejasapatel on April 27, 2015, 01:07:00 PM
Congrats..now you are a proper batsman next stop is a TON.
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Post by: Buzz on April 27, 2015, 01:30:36 PM
I have heard that it involved only a couple of play an miss whooshes and there was a huge LBW appeal when the master was on 49 - with an inside edge saving the great man. I also heard there was a small amount of invective offered by the keeper after said appeal rejection.

The team photographer was not on hand to capture the moment, which was apparently marginally sheepish and slightly shell shocked.
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Post by: FattusCattus on April 27, 2015, 01:44:48 PM
I'm not one to blow my own trumpet  (because if I could blow my own trumpet, I would never leave the house :))