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Title: Jos Buttler
Post by: Woodyspin on February 19, 2016, 07:58:33 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160219/4e4a652f7ed4c4695546763a0116644b.jpg)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160219/1113bf7a6a252222cbfec4dac6264fe2.jpg)

Someone pointed this out to me the other day, Jos and George Ford (Rugby player) anyone else see the resemblance?
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 08:00:25 AM
No
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Post by: Alvaro on February 19, 2016, 08:13:23 AM
Not a jot
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Woodyspin on February 19, 2016, 08:19:11 AM
The pictures dont show it properly i know
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on February 19, 2016, 08:26:33 AM
Maybe I need to have a pint or 12 and come back to this...  ???
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: ppccopener on February 19, 2016, 08:40:58 AM
No

 :)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 09:45:52 AM
It's not a classic thread is it.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 09:50:41 AM
It's not a classic thread is it.

Getting a lot more attention and replies than most do though!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Mattsky on February 19, 2016, 10:04:19 AM
I'm not reading this thread, and neither is my wife.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on February 19, 2016, 10:14:50 AM
Getting a lot more attention and replies than most do though!

I think people look at the title and click it expecting something constructive.  ;)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 10:32:42 AM
Yeah, but if you put up eye-catching thread titles such as -

Testicular Circumference

Putting a Bat Grip on with your knob

Mixed Showers (photos included)

Best Baps

.....would people click on them?
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 10:34:28 AM
Yeah, but if you put up eye-catching thread titles such as -

Testicular Circumference

Putting a Bat Grip on with your knob

Mixed Showers (photos included)

Best Baps

.....would people click on them?

Your previous threads yeah?

Plenty clicked on your decorating your plums thread, but that disappeared after a few days.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 12:53:35 PM
Try a couple of hours - the admins on here are very plum-sensitive.

"YOU WANT MY PLUMS? - YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY PLUMS!!!!" - as Jack Nicholson would say :)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: ppccopener on February 19, 2016, 01:02:54 PM
it would be really great if we can get this thread to 2 pages.

After that anything is possible, circa the recent M and H that hit 20 plus pages of yes it is,no it isn't,you are deluded etc, yes/no....sorry

Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Yes - 2 pages that aren't about a dodgy Jos Buttler lookalike.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 01:10:40 PM
My misses has a rude stripper mug, you put your tea in and all his clothes disappear, that bloke looks remarkably like jos butler. Photos shall be obtained as I understand "no photos and its not real"
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 01:11:56 PM
^^^ Boom 2 pages!!!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 01:12:14 PM
Try a couple of hours - the admins on here are very plum-sensitive.

"YOU WANT MY PLUMS? - YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY PLUMS!!!!" - as Jack Nicholson would say :)

See - I rest my case - my newly created post about plum-waxing didn't last 5 minutes.

what a bunch of politically correct pansies - WHERE ARE ALL THE REAL MEN - NOT AFRAID TO DISCUSS DEPILATION   >:(
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 01:17:27 PM
See - I rest my case - my newly created post about plum-waxing didn't last 5 minutes.

what a bunch of politically correct pansies - WHERE ARE ALL THE REAL MEN - NOT AFRAID TO DISCUSS DEPILATION   >:(

Dam, I was eagerly awaiting the general consensus :D
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 01:34:13 PM
Let's be fair, this may as well be about shaving plums. It's on a similar level.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 01:53:32 PM
Oh no - you went there!!!  watch this get closed down by Mary Whitehouse and the thought Police!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on February 19, 2016, 02:57:21 PM
Let's be fair, this may as well be about shaving plums. It's on a similar level.

As you wish!  :D
Don't use electric clippers, hurts like anything if your sack gets snicked by the teeth!
As strange as this may sound, hair removal cream is the way forward, no nasty itchiness when the hair starts growing back.
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: ppccopener on February 19, 2016, 03:06:17 PM
i'll give this 5 mins before shutdown

I know this is the era of the modern man but can you image Peter Willey or David Smith(sussex hard as nails) admitting in the showers they use womens hair removal cream?

it just aint happening  :o
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 03:08:38 PM
i'll give this 5 mins before shutdown

I know this is the era of the modern man but can you image Peter Willey or David Smith(sussex hard as nails) admitting in the showers they use womens hair removal cream?

it just aint happening  :o

They probably do it with flint tools, cave man style :)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: FattusCattus on February 19, 2016, 03:14:46 PM
Peter Willey - ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I see what you did there!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: ppccopener on February 19, 2016, 03:15:42 PM
hehe  !!!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: ppccopener on February 19, 2016, 03:17:16 PM
can't believe we are nearly at 3 pages on this

to be honest i'm starting to see the resemblance between Jos Butler and whoever the other bloke is.....

 :) :)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 03:23:18 PM
I hope it doesn't get shut down before I get the chance to upload a pic of my wifes well endowed stripper mug who does actually show an uncanny resemblance to jos butler!!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on February 19, 2016, 03:30:24 PM
i'll give this 5 mins before shutdown

I know this is the era of the modern man but can you image Peter Willey or David Smith(sussex hard as nails) admitting in the showers they use womens hair removal cream?

it just aint happening  :o


If you're worried about being macho you can use one that says for men on the tube!  ;)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1455895627&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=male+hair+removal+cream (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1455895627&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=male+hair+removal+cream)

If you're bored the reviews are probably worth looking at too...
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 03:31:11 PM

I hope it doesn't get shut down before I get the chance to upload a pic of my wifes well endowed stripper mug who does actually show an uncanny resemblance to jos butler!!

Maybe it's a yorkshire thing but mug means face yeah?

So your saying your wife's a stripper and she looks like jos buttler?? Is there much call for that in gentleman a clubs...........
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 03:35:12 PM
Maybe it's a yorkshire thing but mug means face yeah?

So your saying your wife's a stripper and she looks like jos buttler?? Is there much call for that in gentleman a clubs...........

No, nor is she well endowed :) I mean a mug for your brew/cuppa/rosie lee, when the cup is cold, he's dressed, when there's a hot liquid in it he's undressed. Just happens to look shockingly like our man jos butler :D
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on February 19, 2016, 03:38:43 PM
No, nor is she well endowed :) I mean a mug for your brew/cuppa/rosie lee, when the cup is cold, he's dressed, when there's a hot liquid in it he's undressed. Just happens to look shockingly like our man jos butler :D

How do you know what Jos Butler looks like undressed?  ???
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 05:40:05 PM
Flipping Nora!!  I've not idea what jos looks like in the buff. The random bloke on this cup looks like him,  and he's naked??  Get it?  :D
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 05:40:53 PM
Please don't delete this thread just yet,  got to prove what the hell I'm going on about!!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: kenbriooo on February 19, 2016, 05:50:06 PM
What's the pick up and edge size of this mug you're talking about? Does it look like an 11oz mug but pick like a 10oz one?
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: dcullen8 on February 19, 2016, 05:54:48 PM
Does it have Jos Butter written on the bottom in sharpie

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Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 06:01:42 PM
Dam I see the fun police lurking! It could be all over!!


Quick get the pics of the stripper with the schlong that looks like jos
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Woodyspin on February 19, 2016, 06:04:17 PM
Cant believe this has induced so much randomness
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: smilley792 on February 19, 2016, 06:12:45 PM
Cant believe this has induced so much randomness

Your not the only one
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Woodyspin on February 19, 2016, 06:13:35 PM
Maybe i should post some dodgy pictures a bit more often
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: kenbriooo on February 19, 2016, 06:22:34 PM
Can't beat a bit of Friday fun!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 07:44:14 PM
(http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq200/scottrollinson/Mobile%20Uploads/20160219_192930_zpszn5ilmui.jpg) (http://s447.photobucket.com/user/scottrollinson/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20160219_192930_zpszn5ilmui.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 07:44:37 PM
I kept his dignity :)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: kenbriooo on February 19, 2016, 07:46:14 PM
Classy looking sticker on that mug!
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 07:49:18 PM
The handles got a really nice bow to it,  just the right amount of bow
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Batbuddy99 on February 19, 2016, 08:50:31 PM

The handles got a really nice bow to it,  just the right amount of bow
I don't think b3 would allow that bow
Very pronounced


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Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on February 19, 2016, 08:56:02 PM
I don't think b3 would allow that bow
Very pronounced


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O really?  Do you think the bow has been cut in then?  Was thinking about getting them to map it and do a bespoke for me
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: SirScottiod on May 06, 2016, 08:28:43 AM
Steering away from the p*ss poor resemblance to jos, I found these self portraits of Picasso. Is Mr Alastair Cook the reincarnation???

 (http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq200/scottrollinson/Mobile%20Uploads/Screenshot_2016-05-05-20-17-36_zpsfbgwcjme.png) (http://s447.photobucket.com/user/scottrollinson/media/Mobile%20Uploads/Screenshot_2016-05-05-20-17-36_zpsfbgwcjme.png.html)
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Seniorplayer on May 06, 2016, 09:22:15 AM
There is a likeness to Picasso so you never know...
Title: Re: Jos Buttler
Post by: Mpt7 on May 06, 2016, 10:05:43 AM
nought like Jos Butter