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Title: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: lynchy95 on January 25, 2010, 07:29:01 AM
Hey everyone. I found this while walking in the park the other day and found it could be used as a professional cricket bat i am on the phone to Ricky Ponting at the moment to see if he wants to buy but i will sell it if someone else gets in first! Basically it is a stick but it looks pretty deadly i might use it but if someone wants to buy it then it is on special for $975 at the moment. It is great value message me or Wilko if you are interested! Thanks!
 
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Wilko on January 25, 2010, 07:37:15 AM
Lynchy95 u ruined auscricket forum with this sort of rubbish dont do it here. Leo could you please ban him.
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Mr Cricket on January 25, 2010, 12:29:48 PM
elvis presley just text me and said he is sending his blue suede shoes to me. ive just been on the phone to nelson mandela who said i should definately sell them for £98312470.47 to him. anyone want to make any offers before they go?
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: ianbuchanan on January 25, 2010, 12:32:27 PM
michael jackson just text me asking if i could put an offer through on his behalf? would you take £0.37p + £11.21 postage?
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Mr Cricket on January 25, 2010, 12:46:22 PM
only if you send me a purple owl formerly owned by the fonz from happy days in part exchange
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: petehosk on January 25, 2010, 12:50:14 PM
I have a purple own you could have, but I have added genuine Puma Pink stickers from GCCC!
The owl is therefore purple and pink now - is that ok?
If not, then I can send the owl for a refurb first???

Also be aware that the purple owl is short legged and long eared - in case you want the owl to bowl??
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: ianbuchanan on January 25, 2010, 12:51:08 PM
he says he'll let u know...
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Mr Cricket on January 25, 2010, 12:57:26 PM
sorry boys just got off the blower to barry from eastenders (although hes not in eastenders any more) hes topped mandelas offer by 17 deutsche marks and 4 american cents, hes insisting on paying in two separate currencies for some reason.

get the owl refurbed and then post pics i might be willing to pay up to 500000000000000 yen for it including carrier pidgeon delivery
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Middler on January 25, 2010, 01:39:59 PM
Bargin!!
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Ashvir on January 25, 2010, 01:41:34 PM
What
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Spag
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: Washington on January 25, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
Pete i'll take that purple and pink owl after payday though if that's ok? Post pics first cos ive got a similar one with shorts legs and long ears that i got last week and i dont want 2 of the same as im sure you can imagine there is not much point in.

I might be able to buy it sooner as long as i sell the strip of blonde hair that KP once i had? I cant gurantee its origin but if you look at some pics on google he's got a strip of blonde hair and this is exactly the same . . .will put it on eBay and see
Title: Re: Premium Bat 4 SALE!
Post by: petehosk on January 25, 2010, 02:01:21 PM
Actually sent the owl with Hit4Six for a refurb - and it turns out that someone dyed the owl to increase the value! And it's actually blue with pink stripes - It's known as a 'Jack Wills' owl!! And also a Star Trek fan stuck the ears on to make it look like Spock!! So the owl has short ears after all! So it will wont be like your current owl!
And evidently my owl was resting on the stick that lynchy95 found in the park!! And he says that lynchy95 didn't accidently stumble across it either - oh no!! He attacked my owl, but when the owl kicked lynchy95's butt, l95 snapped the branch off in frustration whilst in crying like a big girl! So that kind of makes sense which how come he has that particular stick then!!
So please send the stick back to him right away, or he said he'll deal out another ninja hoot owl kicking!