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Title: The Sprinkler
Post by: espocrespo on November 19, 2010, 07:50:18 PM
Funniest thing i have seen in quite a while
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Post by: lexx on November 19, 2010, 07:56:08 PM
Quality stuff!!! The England boys were very funny,looks like they are having great time in Aus.Swanny's video blog is genius.
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Post by: mwood on November 19, 2010, 10:40:21 PM
Anyone know what song it is though? Trott so funny when he actually spat the water out!
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Post by: Simmy on November 19, 2010, 10:41:55 PM
yeah the water bit was well funny!
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Post by: johnnyw on November 19, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
Talking about it on sky at the moment
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 19, 2010, 11:14:58 PM
Bresnan bosses the sprinkler.
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Post by: ianbuchanan on November 19, 2010, 11:16:37 PM
I saw it this morning! Awesome stuff, I think the top 3 were Bresnan, Swann and Trott!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 19, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
First guy on facebook to like The Sprinkler  :)
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Post by: Simmy on November 19, 2010, 11:18:55 PM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Sprinkler/142702909112096?ref=ts&v=wall#!/pages/The-Sprinkler/142702909112096?v=wall
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Post by: peplow on November 19, 2010, 11:26:02 PM
Love it! Bresnan is mint at it! May have to encorporate that into my life somewhere haha!!
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Post by: 19reading87 on November 19, 2010, 11:28:06 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS boys!!!
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Post by: Simmy on November 19, 2010, 11:34:01 PM
Liam says if he scores tomorro hes gonna run and get a drink and do it at corner flag haha

chances of him scoring tho pretty slim lol
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Post by: peplow on November 19, 2010, 11:35:27 PM
I will do the same i have decided! I think we should all vow that whoever is playing sport tomorrow even if its bowls if they score/do something good (dunno what you can do in bowls etc!!) they should do it! My game is being videoed too so fingers crossed i score!!
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Post by: Simmy on November 19, 2010, 11:40:13 PM
sam do it! if yours is on vid! that wud be sick! maybe we should all just do are own vids of the sprinkler haha
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Post by: Buzz on November 22, 2010, 11:06:14 AM
From a mate down under...

Last week there was a bit of controversy, as the England squad sent Anderson, Broad, Finn and Swann to Brisbane to acclimatise prior to the first test, while the rest of the squad played the last warm up match in Hobart.

Well I can report the boys 'acclimatised' well.  All 4 were at Friday's a big bar on the river in Brisbane City, on Friday Night.  Disappointingly all were on the waters and Red Bulls.  We offered Broad a Bundy Rum, but he said he doesn't drink.  Swann seemed impressed with the quality of the Brisbane ladies though.  Anderson came across as a stuck up knob. Anyway all engaged in some light hearted banter which was good.
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 11:13:22 AM
Played football saturday and We beat the top of the league so..... Out came the sprinkler!!! 
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Post by: roco on November 22, 2010, 11:17:33 AM
Got to be done at least it shows they are relaxed
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Post by: Simmy on November 22, 2010, 11:30:24 AM
Played football saturday and We beat the top of the league so..... Out came the sprinkler!!!

would of been better if you scored! and did it! instead of doing it after game but what the hell was still funny lol
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 11:31:26 AM
Haha we lost 3-1 on what was has to be one of the worst pitches and ground ever for that standard, hours journey away too :(! down to 10 men after 14 mins! No sprinkla for me on the day! Got them next week at home though so should be a whole different story!
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Post by: Simmy on November 22, 2010, 11:33:33 AM
nothing like doing them over after they beat u! we lost to a team 5-1 in league

then had them few weeks later and we beat them :D they where gutted! lol

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Post by: roco on November 22, 2010, 11:34:06 AM
Been convinced to come out of retirement at footie so should be fun
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 11:38:22 AM
Pitch we played on was dire!!! Sticky and sludgey, more dog crap on it than grass lol
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 11:42:44 AM
Yeah was a shame as we'd been on a good run. The pitch just cut up worse than any pitch ever, i imagine in summer its nice pitch, but still a horrible place lol. The locals were a bit inbred and odd all sat/stood in the stand they had! Bloody freezing too!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 11:49:33 AM
Stand!! Stand!! Mate we turned up at what looked like some drunks back yard. Dog (No Swearing Please) all over, empty tinnys, nets looked like they'd been robbed off an old fishing boat, no grass hardly, limes weren't painted and they held the nets down with BRICKS as they had no pegs!! Bricks man!! Unbelievable
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Post by: Simmy on November 22, 2010, 11:51:23 AM
you left something out..

Simon was awsome and kept us in the game..

aww thanks!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
What!!! After letting in a goal CIA you wouldn't cone off your line like a pussy you mean!! You and that ego!!!
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Post by: Simmy on November 22, 2010, 11:58:28 AM
its all about angles mate! and i was just outside my 6 yard box actually! lol
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
Stand!! Stand!! Mate we turned up at what looked like some drunks back yard. Dog (No Swearing Please) all over, empty tinnys, nets looked like they'd been robbed off an old fishing boat, no grass hardly, limes weren't painted and they held the nets down with BRICKS as they had no pegs!! Bricks man!! Unbelievable

LOL sounds lovely, perhaps i shouldnt moan as much!!
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Post by: Canners on November 22, 2010, 12:23:33 PM
i'm loving the sprinkler, will definitely be coming to a dancefloor near me soon :)
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on November 22, 2010, 12:36:33 PM
Going down to London for the day on Thursday with the missus and nipper...

Might pull out the sprinkler in the middle of the tube platform and stick a video up
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 12:38:57 PM
Very brave, but would love to see that!! (also pm'd you two ticks ago!)
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Post by: tommo256 on November 22, 2010, 12:43:38 PM
I am pulling the sprinkler out when I go telford thursday for college trip.
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 12:57:13 PM
Haha JNC that would be sick?? Bottle of water to hand..... Sprinkler time!!!
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 01:00:17 PM
LOL i feel with a bottle of water it may cause a beat down!!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 01:06:37 PM
Not If he ensures there is enough room and doesn't get carried away with the sprinkle spurts
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 01:11:52 PM
Yeah, but if he miscalculates and sprinkles an aggressive cockney it wont just be "justnotcricket" it'll be "justnotabletowalk"
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 01:17:45 PM
He wouldn't have to miscalculate to hit an aggressive cockney... There all animals down the tube  >:( would be a funny thing for a dom jolt/jackass sketch though. Randomly sprinkling unlown groups of the London underground!! Sprinkle and scarper
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Post by: peplow on November 22, 2010, 01:21:23 PM
Sprinkle and scarper - possible new balls of steel game!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
May be taken the wrong way though if it was forwarded to balls of steel. Ha
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on November 22, 2010, 02:07:56 PM
Chaps, I have a thick cockney accent as it is, they won't smash up one of their own!

<<Poor joked removed lads so as not to cause offence>>

And fellas, just call me Will. Although JNC is quite a catchy moniker!
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 02:14:05 PM
I think I might get in trouble if I used water...you get shot down there just running for a train (....too soon?)

Ooooohhhhhh JNC careful Pal that's a sticky one. Even jimmy Carr would be sceptical using that material  ;)
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on November 22, 2010, 02:16:15 PM
Ooooohhhhhh JNC careful Pal that's a sticky one. Even jimmy Carr would be sceptical using that material  ;)

sorry lads, I have a horrendous sense of humour. It was a Frankie Boyle rip actually...consider it removed :)

Have PM's you fella anyhow
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Post by: espocrespo on November 22, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
i think we should have a competition, first person to get themselves video'd doing the sprinkler after getting a wicket for the 2011 season
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Post by: ProWannabe88 on November 22, 2010, 04:33:14 PM
Haha get someone sponsor a prize and have a best sprinkler competition???
Winner will be announced at end of season once all entries have been judged by admin???
Sounds mint
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on November 22, 2010, 04:37:15 PM
i think we should have a competition, first person to get themselves video'd doing the sprinkler after getting a wicket for the 2011 season

This has got quality written all over it! Admin get a sticky up with rules please :)
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Post by: espocrespo on November 22, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
im full of these good ideas hahaha, my brother is on it, i can't cuz i dont get wickets haha
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Post by: 19reading87 on November 22, 2010, 05:55:08 PM
Did the sprinkler Saturday Night at Presentation evening :D
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Post by: Simmy on November 22, 2010, 06:03:29 PM
im game if i get a stumping lol but dunno who's gonna video it lol
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Post by: justnotcricket86 on November 22, 2010, 06:49:13 PM
I was going to do it at work today but would have been lost on the numptys I work with. Got a feeling it will be seen across village fields all of next season
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Post by: Colesy on January 07, 2011, 12:16:06 AM
The Sprinkler came out at 5-a-side football tonight. We won 23-2 and I bagged a hat-trick so naturally it had to come out! :D
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Post by: Johnny on January 07, 2011, 12:18:17 AM
I got stuck into some Sprinkler action at my wife's work Xmas do...

...no one else joined in though
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Post by: peplow on January 07, 2011, 01:08:00 AM
The Sprinkler came out at 5-a-side football tonight. We won 23-2 and I bagged a hat-trick so naturally it had to come out! :D

23 and you only scored 3? come on mate ;) we once won 15-1 at 5 a side and i scored 13 haha!

have the feeling the uk season will be very wet, not only due to rain, but a heavy sprinkling!!
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Post by: Colesy on January 07, 2011, 01:08:52 AM
Yes mate, I am the Xavi of the team, I may have scored 3 but set up 11 ;)
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Post by: peplow on January 07, 2011, 01:10:28 AM
haha ahhh nice, but no one remembers the assist :D!
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Post by: Colesy on January 07, 2011, 01:11:12 AM
I'm more than happy to take a back seat ;)
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Post by: johan95 on January 07, 2011, 01:11:48 AM
Sorry Joe, but he's right...though I can't talk as I have hardly any footballing talent.. :( Though I could be decent at 5-a-side.. :D
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Post by: tim2000s on January 07, 2011, 01:11:55 AM
Hmmm. Begs the discussion with the missus...

"WHat were you doing on the pitch?"

"I was sprinkling...."

"You dirty boy"
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Post by: peplow on January 07, 2011, 01:13:54 AM
depends how little she knows, if you said you were scoring she may be even more pissed off!
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Post by: Colesy on January 07, 2011, 01:14:38 AM
Lol that's quality


We had a bit of a Sprinkle in the sixth form common room the other day. Sprinkle on demand tomorrow!
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Post by: eaowbear on January 07, 2011, 09:00:15 AM
Aggers doing the sprinkler as promised...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RawaO1y1n_U