Problem is we won't get smashed.
Instead, a combination of deliverately stultifying pitches, shaky top order Australian batting and the fact that we're not a terrible test side anyway will probabaly see us do just enough - probabaly not to win the Ashes back, but certainly to say that we made a decent fist of it on paper.
And so the sorry debacle will continue.
Don't get me wrong, some of the people named probabaly don't deserve to lose their jobs...but having typed that I'm struggling to think who, apart from Flower, I would certainly want to keep.
Downton and Whitaker should go for the KP fiasco alone. Whether you agree with Pietersen or hate him, any member of staff deserves far better than to be publically sacked as he was, which was plain unbecoming of the people concerned.
Moores should go because he is not and has never been an international standard coach - indeed, the single biggest win for England would be to sack him today. Saker I'm ambiguous about - he might be better moved back to LOughborough.
Cook...we could write an essay there...