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liscon12

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Platinum Lounge
« on: June 05, 2015, 04:55:45 PM »
I was wondering if anyone could clarify what the Platinum lounge is and what it offers as I can't seem to figure it out. Has anyone been to it?
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2015, 04:57:13 PM »
A nice cup of coffee judging by twitter
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2015, 05:05:34 PM »
Sounds like a strip club. I expect strippers (not aero ones) faking an interest in you whilst wearing a masuri lid and Asics spikes
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2015, 09:20:38 PM »
Quote from: iand123 on June 05, 2015, 05:05:34 PM
Sounds like a strip club. I expect strippers (not aero ones) faking an interest in you whilst wearing a masuri lid and Asics spikes

that will a nice cricket theme strip club. I'll pay for some batting there
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2015, 09:27:41 PM »
Quote from: i12breakfree on June 05, 2015, 09:20:38 PM
that will a nice cricket theme strip club. I'll pay for some batting there

Yes, but that's one place you won't be admiring everyone else's wood.....  ;)

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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2015, 10:12:32 PM »
Quote from: i12breakfree on June 05, 2015, 09:20:38 PM
that will a nice cricket theme strip club. I'll pay for some batting there

And you definitely won't bowl a maiden over
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2015, 10:27:28 PM »
I hope its a private room with top quality wood........ I mean willow... it looks like a room in a storage unit with a sofa, bat rack and a free can of Fosters. Nice idea, better than many but having spent some time on the forum, I would rather buy lightly used as bats are a bit like cars and value just flops with age,, a bit like the wood I guess.
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2015, 11:55:16 PM »
∆∆∆ u going off topic here ;)
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2015, 04:42:52 PM »
Strip club in Chester. Not that I would know that of course...
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2015, 07:57:01 PM »
Can we go on tour their sounds a good place to go lol
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2015, 12:27:35 PM »
Hi guys,

Put simply the Platinum Lounge is an unparalleled retail experience. You can find out more either by visiting, or by picking up a copy of the latest All Out Cricket, which features a Double Page Spread with more information, and a £40 off voucher for any bats.

The concept is to try and make the experience of buying a bat something which simply is not possible elsewhere. Whilst other retailers may have nets etc, being the fact we are in Central London (5 minutes walk from the Oval, and Vauxhall tube station), and not out in the sticks somewhere, there simply isn't the space, so we have opened this Lounge as the ultimate haven for cricketers looking to spend some quality time over their equipment.

Unfortunately no strippers on display I'm afraid!

Many other bonuses to coming down and trying out the gear though, so do pop down, especially if you're heading to the Oval on Friday!

Chris
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2015, 01:25:42 PM »
Quote from: chrisbd on June 10, 2015, 12:27:35 PM
Hi guys,

Put simply the Platinum Lounge is an unparalleled retail experience. You can find out more either by visiting, or by picking up a copy of the latest All Out Cricket, which features a Double Page Spread with more information, and a £40 off voucher for any bats.

The concept is to try and make the experience of buying a bat something which simply is not possible elsewhere. Whilst other retailers may have nets etc, being the fact we are in Central London (5 minutes walk from the Oval, and Vauxhall tube station), and not out in the sticks somewhere, there simply isn't the space, so we have opened this Lounge as the ultimate haven for cricketers looking to spend some quality time over their equipment.

Unfortunately no strippers on display I'm afraid!

Many other bonuses to coming down and trying out the gear though, so do pop down, especially if you're heading to the Oval on Friday!

Chris

Pretty disappointed about the strippers, i'm not going to lie :(
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2015, 01:38:22 PM »
I was wanting one to be called Willow :(
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2015, 01:41:47 PM »
Quote from: chrisbd on June 10, 2015, 12:27:35 PM
Hi guys,

Put simply the Platinum Lounge is an unparalleled retail experience. You can find out more either by visiting, or by picking up a copy of the latest All Out Cricket, which features a Double Page Spread with more information, and a £40 off voucher for any bats.

The concept is to try and make the experience of buying a bat something which simply is not possible elsewhere. Whilst other retailers may have nets etc, being the fact we are in Central London (5 minutes walk from the Oval, and Vauxhall tube station), and not out in the sticks somewhere, there simply isn't the space, so we have opened this Lounge as the ultimate haven for cricketers looking to spend some quality time over their equipment.

Unfortunately no strippers on display I'm afraid!

Many other bonuses to coming down and trying out the gear though, so do pop down, especially if you're heading to the Oval on Friday!

Chris

Well there's the deal breaker right there. Instead of your Platinum Lounge I guess I'll stay closer to home and pay a visit to The Playground which hasn't long opened  ;)
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Re: Platinum Lounge
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2015, 02:41:47 PM »
Quote from: WalkingWicket37 on June 10, 2015, 01:41:47 PM
Well there's the deal breaker right there. Instead of your Platinum Lounge I guess I'll stay closer to home and pay a visit to The Playground which hasn't long opened  ;)

I hope The Playground is a strip club.......
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