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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2011, 05:27:56 PM »

Darling, its to keep under the bed to protect us against burgerlars and the sports shop had sold out of baseball bats.
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2011, 11:56:26 PM »

My gf is confused how I manage to "win" so many cricket bats and pads and gloves

there will be a point where you have so much stuff you can't use this any more :P
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2011, 09:53:53 PM »

I'm about to use the excuse " yer the forum had a raffle with lots of prizes, can't believe I got this for £2" ;) ;)
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2011, 02:43:15 PM »

I usually say, 'to be honest love after what you spent getting your hair done last time, i dont think its too unreasonable'. She will then say,' but will it make you any better'? to which i then tell her [well yes of course it will, just like your hair makes you look more beautiful]
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2011, 11:33:49 PM »

Ahhh finally the cocaine arrived in the shape of a bat to fool customs
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 12:42:57 AM »

I usually say, 'to be honest love after what you spent getting your hair done last time, i dont think its too unreasonable'. She will then say,' but will it make you any better'? to which i then tell her [well yes of course it will, just like your hair makes you look more beautiful]

So your now single then ???
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2011, 01:02:45 AM »

So your now single then ???

He is obviously inexperienced with women Tom lol
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2011, 01:05:28 AM »

Well I'm no Casanova rest assured but I'm a trier that's for sure...,

As it involves work getting away with a new bat isn't too difficult but as I always pay for any new wand out of my own pocket it takes some selecting
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2011, 01:10:34 AM »

There is only one secret every man needs to know and I will let everyone in on it seeing as I don't think there are any women on here.... Tell them what they want to hear... Thats all any man needs to know.

e.g Gee babe your look beautiful today, No your (No Swearing Please) doesn't look big in them jeans at all, You look much healthier carrying that little extra weight.
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 11:35:41 AM »

I would never say carrying a little bit of weight to a girl ever!
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 11:55:44 AM »

Unless I was looking for a slap!
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Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 11:59:38 AM »

It was a carry over from the " (No Swearing Please) look big in these jeans" lol
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