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[Northern monkey]

Played yesterday and one of oppos batsmen offered these words of wisdom to a new batsman
'He's bowling off spin, that's coming into you'
I was bowling my googly?

[enlightened]

"Send him back.... it's past his bedtime!"

Sledge directed at me (48) whilst facing a 14 year old bowler.

[Bruce]

A keeper at Compton House nr Yeovil tried chirping me as I strode out to bat, Ayrtek on, said to me last time I saw something like that it was on Star Wars.

As I arrived a leaf rolled across the pitch, to which I picked up and presented and asked him to 'leaf it out mate'.
He was my mate after that
All in good jest sometimes

[golders]

A keeper at Compton House nr Yeovil tried chirping me as I strode out to bat, Ayrtek on, said to me last time I saw something like that it was on Star Wars.

As I arrived a leaf rolled across the pitch, to which I picked up and presented and asked him to 'leaf it out mate'.
He was my mate after that
All in good jest sometimes

That's very punny,good on you!