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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2011, 11:42:22 PM »

Handle breaks are the most common type of bat repair. Obviously this ones unique but a bat repairer will be able to fix that no issue at all. As well as that all manufacturers offer a 12 month warranty on the bat. Not sure if talisman is different though.

In any case take it to ur closest bat repairer ASAP. It will probably take 2 weeks
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 06:35:18 AM »

1, Bright Pink Talisman stickers add 333% power increase to any Storm bat, the willow grade goes from 1 to 1+++++++++++++++++ after application.
2, Application of bright Pink Stickers require triple upgrade of bat handle to solid Titanium as Cane can no longer cope with massive power increase.
3, Owners who are a big deal and possess guns should always sign a disclaimer for breakages.
4, The bat is fully repairable with no shoulder drop and I will personally drive to the Essex border to meet Canners today, of course until I've grown my mullet and had a few spray tans I'll not be able to cross into the fair county.......
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 07:01:23 AM »

That's customer service for u! Hes even growing a Barnett and everything....if ur dropping bats off for rehandling u can grab mine too ;)
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 07:04:16 AM »

Not this morning Tom.....

Maybe on the morrow.
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2011, 07:08:12 AM »

Selected customer service Tom only for his favourites ;)

Pm'd you young micheal
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2011, 07:13:49 AM »

Tom has a G1+++ complex already, don't raise it anymore.....
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2011, 07:15:10 AM »

1, Bright Pink Talisman stickers add 333% power increase to any Storm bat, the willow grade goes from 1 to 1+++++++++++++++++ after application.
2, Application of bright Pink Stickers require triple upgrade of bat handle to solid Titanium as Cane can no longer cope with massive power increase.
3, Owners who are a big deal and possess guns should always sign a disclaimer for breakages.
4, The bat is fully repairable with no shoulder drop and I will personally drive to the Essex border to meet Canners today, of course until I've grown my mullet and had a few spray tans I'll not be able to cross into the fair county.......

haha true customer service at its finest........ :)

you'd do the same wouldnt you TOM?
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2011, 07:20:19 AM »

4, The bat is fully repairable with no shoulder drop and I will personally drive to the Essex border to meet Canners today, of course until I've grown my mullet and had a few spray tans I'll not be able to cross into the fair county.......

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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 07:22:44 AM »

Gotta get spray tanned, vajazzled, whipped hair ;)
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 07:24:48 AM »

In Wilt's they think tell better jokes as practised by Harvey Hyer.....
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 07:25:55 AM »

Joey Essex style..... looking Reem haha
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 07:30:21 AM »

Oi I aint in Wiltshire.....I be in Gloucestershire me ansom!

I know I shouldn't disclose your secrets but I've found your source of inspiration on the old hair style front........

http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-great-mullets.html
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 07:34:03 AM »

you stole that from my facebook profile didnt you ;) lol
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2011, 07:35:18 AM »

you stole that from my facebook profile didnt you ;) lol

Nope......I put Mike.........Brimble.........dodgy........haircut in google and this was top of the list!
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Re: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2011, 07:39:47 AM »

You are in Wilts right now I believe....
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