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Liam-SCCC

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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2011, 05:08:27 PM »
Oh and I'm playing for my Sunday team this Sunday against my Saturday team. I might bat with earplugs!
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« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2011, 05:09:25 PM »
Got a club game tommorow so there will be plenty said I feel
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2011, 06:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Simmy on April 22, 2011, 07:07:07 AM
thats a good one^^^ i allways like

fella there is some (No Swearing Please) on end of your bat. they turn there bat upside down n look at toe and u shout no mate the other end...

Genius. Quite simply.
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2011, 06:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Simmy on April 22, 2011, 07:07:07 AM
fella there is some (No Swearing Please) on end of your bat. they turn there bat upside down n look at toe and u shout no mate the other end...

This sledge ended up being said by a scorer after he had forgotten that the tannoy system was still switched on in a friendly match. The batter to which it was aimed at was not best pleased to say the least! Haha
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2011, 08:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Leo on April 22, 2011, 01:05:09 PM
One of the worst I have heard...

Batsman plays a bad shot...
Batsman "(No Swearing Please) sakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Slip "Have you got tourettes?"
Batsman "No."
Slip "Sure sounds like it"
Batsman "I'd rather have tourettes than what you've got"
Slip: (getting angry now) "What have I got then?"
Batsman: "downs syndrome by the look of your face"

Cue the whole opposition fielders laughing at their own player and the guy storming off the field!


(sorry if anyone was offended by that, not the nicest sledge!)

LOL!
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2011, 08:40:55 PM »
 a really bad one , dunno if it has been said . but .... ive seen better batter in a fish shop
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2011, 08:57:14 PM »
not sure if I have mentioned this on one of the other threads, but I was playing a game against a young batsman who needed to keep talking to everyone and anyone to help his concentration, he couldn't stop, after every ball he would try and start up a conversation with someone (all good natured.)

After he had got a decent 50, I wandered over to the keeper and skipper and suggested that that we adopt a total mute strategy and not to say anything while he batted. He was out shortly afterwards and had to walk past me back to the pavilion - as I said well played/bad luck he asked me why we had stopped talking to him, he was more upset about that than getting out... (I explained why in the bar afterwards)
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2011, 09:00:53 PM »
Is that a bra you're wearing mate??? always gets them. . . . . .or . . . you need a bra. . .
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2011, 09:01:57 PM »
This guys got more jam than hartleys is a classic
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2011, 09:15:01 PM »
Quote from: 100 not out on April 22, 2011, 09:00:53 PM
Is that a bra you're wearing mate??? always gets them. . . . . .or . . . you need a bra. . .

this seriously isn't funny - I got cleaned up in the nets by a mate - I was totally distracted by his wobbling moobs as he trundled in. It cost me several drinks. !!! :)
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