Anyone heard from Jeet recently?
Jeet would tell us that the poor performances of the Indian team were indeed not poor performances, but that the blame lies thus:
Injured players (We all know deep down that Zaheer would have taken 8 wickets every innings and scored at least 3 double hundreds).
Sehwag (Who got out twice in two balls due to the ball being used in both innings being a known racist, having given Sehwag a bit of a stare and a quiet mutter of something about the colonies as it went past him).
The (formerly near god-like) BCCI who will be blamed for overscheduling, despite only arranging one warm up match.
Yuvraj (How dare he break his finger on purpose, which is clearly what he did)
The England team (India didn't play badly, nor England well, England played unfairly, you see.)
Indeed I am quite sure that wherever he is, Jeet is still happily convinced that his team are by far the best in thw world, and will remain so regardless of results of series to come. All this nonsense about England leading 3-0 and becoming the number one team is just a rumour created by the rampantly racist British public and media.
All hail the gear Indian team.