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[Ayrtek Cricket]

Mines is from my usual source of pre knocked in bats

[FattusCattus]

Ahhh (No Swearing Please) - that's the end of my detective work!

My spies tell me that you may have invested in a brand new Kicking Horse - namely the 'Donkey Schlong' model?

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Oh yeh mr cat the schlong will be swinging some lusty blows next season!!

[FattusCattus]

well - you are getting married!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

(I may have had a drink)

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Best get it swinging early doors then...time is off the essence!

[Canners]

What's this big and light donkey schlongg bat you speak of?

Tom did you buy roco's laver.....
 
Ps Tom heard very positive reviews about your lids today from one of the Essex academy coaches

[Colesy]

I heard no rubber is big enough for the shaft...

[Ayrtek Cricket]

No mate wasn't the laver was something else he knocked in

Oh yeh who was that then? Be good to get some into Essex already had Durham and derby academies on the blower

[Simmy]

down to 3 bats again now
2x h4l
and a gn scoop

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Upto 3 for me and that's where it will stay scat is on its last legs I fear

[Canners]

down to 3 bats again now
2x h4l
and a gn scoop

You sold the lam?

[Simmy]

yup went on here to slogger! for about 155ish

[roco]

The bats




H4l custom
Woodstock tdf xl
Black cat shadow
Plus maybe one more if wife allows

Pads

Ss le osm
Ayrtek elites

Gloves

Ss gladiator osm
Ayrtek elite x2

Thigh

Bas
Mysterious high level samples

Ayrtek bag
Ayrtek elite ti helmet
Puma iridium spikes
Ayrtek jumpers (really comfy and warm)

[Cover_Drive]

Looks brilliant mate!

Especially BlackCat

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Tres bien senior Roco...waiting on my joker xl to complete my kit bag