We play the helmet game:
2 openers are decided (normally stayed out latest if on tour)
then get a cricket helmet, pass it on each delivery, when a wicket falls whoever has the helmet goes into bat. means the whole team is padded up, including both of the players having to umpire!
Went on tour to Newcastle this year and found a 70s disco which sold afros, a tail ender batted in one and got his first half ton, now wheres it every game to bat, including a semi final has had better knocks than usual but no more half tons