I do love the hypocritical Aussie attitude to such things - its okay when Andrew Symonds plays for them despite been a Brit, or when their rugby team has a mixture of failed All Blacks - Quade Cooper being the ulimate sell out - Canadians, Zimboks, New Guineans and the like - but as soon as they get pasted by a team who do the same they start sooking like babies!
For the hundredth time...Andy Symonds was one month old when he was adoptded by an Aussie family and brought out here. They must have been remarkably prescient to forsee his latent cricket skills as a one month old.
A Brit? Just ask him and he would kick you in the nuts at the merest suggestion.
I am no great rugby fan, but don't New Zealand have half a side made up of Tongans, Samoans etc?
The Zimbo (Pocock) came here with his mum and dad as a teenager - he wasn't recruited.
Canadian? Who is that?
As for Quade Cooper - can we send him back to NZ?
I love it when Pommy cricket fans clutch at all sorts of straws in order to lend their team some cache of credibility.
I do not begrudge your #1 status or even winning the last couple Ashes series, but all these hypotheticals as to who will be in your test team in the next five years as the top order gradually gets put out to pasture is big waste of bandwidth.
No matter how many candidates are put forward as prospects... "Johnny So and So from Lancs is a gun young batsman...just you wait and see" should come with the disclaimer "...but in reality, the ECB recruitment office in Cape Town is busily offering financial inducements to a couple of SA u19's batting stars who are busily studying their genealogy to see if in amongst all that Afrikaaner blood there might be some British blood in there...somewhere".
That would be closer to the mark.
We know it only too well.
You blokes know it too.