Two season ago in a fairly sociable end of season match with nothing to play for, the opposition batsman walks out without pads. We see notice it straight away and tell, his team-mate umpires. They say "lets see how long he takes to work it out".
Batman takes guard and asks for middle. Umpire says " yep that's middle and do you want pads?"
Batsman, umpire and our team crack up laughing.
When he comes back out we give him a guard of honour and clap him.