Look at whatsinmykitbag videos on youtube! They have cricket kit, and is the second bit a p*** take or are you serious? I think KP would take a lot of hair gel so if you want to be like KP then I'm sure he'd be a brand ambassador for some-one (maybe shockwaves), so you'll need plenty of that. He probably keeps a mirror in his back pocket as well so Boots might be your best bet for that. Don't forget the specs as well, lots of different specs......... socks, well I'm sure there would probably be one for the right foot and one for the left foot, and maybe an old cheesey pair in the bottom somewhere.