lol! Are you serious? You play cricket on a saturday for the tea?
You drive 85 miles to an away game out in the sticks.
You get stuck in traffic at Stone Henge so arrive 20 minutes after the allocated start time.
Thankfully your skipper wins the toss and we bat first. We then fail to bat out the overs. You are run out in a "yeah, no, sh*t, sorry" call from the guy at the other end.
Teas are quality! Coronation chicken aplenty and enough cake to satisfy anyone, the first plus point of the day.
The opposition chase down the runs in 45 overs. There was a lot of time spent retrieving the ball from the fence.
Following the defeat and a trickle of cold water provided by the "shower" you have an 85 mile drive home.
While you were playing cricket you missed the first half of the champions league final.
That is what happened to us a few weeks ago. A day where tea was the highlight.
If teas weren't provided there's no way I was playing in that game!