Seriously, Can someone write up a thread and Sticky it.
How many 'what new bat should i get' threads do we need to see?!? They all come out with the same answer of:
1.Find a Local batmaker using some thing like this
http://www.cricketinsight.co.uk/find-your-nearest-custom-batmaker/ (

there are other cricket forums?, Yes, yes there are)
2.Look at what the forum sponsors have to offer, that's what they are there for.
3. Once you've found a bat you want to buy, that matches your favourite profile/ has the best stickers then read the numerous reviews in the Equipment section of the site.
4. Buy Bat
5. Enquire 6 times a day as to whether or not it has been shipped and what time it it will be delivered as your dog must be walked on the hour, every hour between 9.00am and 5.00pm
6. Complain that the bat hasn't been delivered at the time it was supposed to be- Probably out walking the dog
7. Post your own review of purchased bat, don't forget to mention that the 'Ping' is the best you've ever had/seen- This step is optional.
Rant fin