Agreed, a towel isn't exactly life changing, but little things like that don't really need a mention in my opinion, they are just part of our package, we don't make a song and dance about them.
When i say bribery, I mean more along the lines of bold claims of 'top customer service' from certain companies when they bribe you to visit them by offering a free curry or bacon sandwich.
We had George from Stretton Fox visit recently, offering him a bacon sandiwch from the lunch van when it stopped at our place was par for the course, we didn't shout it from the rooftops on twitter proclaiming our service to be the best in the world. I think a few of you may know who i'm referring to.
Apologies for the rant, they've been getting up my nose on twitter recently.