Aww guys, I'm flattered to have a thread named after me.
I was quiet because I was taking a pre-season break up some hills in T'Lake District. Though when I got back to find that score I was tempted to head back up them to life as a Hermit.
My thoughts on the season ahead - I think Division One is pretty open. Warwickshire have the strongest batting line up and an overseas player available for the full season, and I maintain as I have elsewhere that Hannon-Dalby will prove to be an inspired signing for them, Sussex have a good first choice XI (though perhaps not the strength in depth) and Nottinghamshire will probably be there or thereabouts come the end of the season. A lot of pundits have gone for Surrey, but I actually wonder if Middlesex are the stronger of the two Capital Counties - Harris will do well for them, Roland-Jones is a quality seamer and they have a lot of batting resources to call on.
As for Yorkshire. Well, it was funny reading the "pundits" lining up to call us champions in witing in the Yorkshire Post. I think the bowling is going to be decent - Bresnan, Sidebottom, Rashid, Rafiq and Ashraf have all got he quality and Brooks will be pushing to prove he can cut it in D1 (as will Steve Patterson for that matter) - but the absence of Root for this game has shown that the batting is going to be challenged, especially if Bairstow and Ballance are in England's sights again. Lyth is a make shift opener, Lees making his debut...
I'D say mid-table.
As for D2, Lancashire and Hampshire will probably run away with it unless the weather helps someone to do a Derbyshire...