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Fattus goes to Lord's
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:18:23 AM »
Yesterday evening Fattus Cattus and I took a little trip to Lord's to watch Surrey absolutely destroy Middlesex. (No it wasn't even close!!) COME ON THE RAY!!

When I got home, I found that this had been posted on Twitter....


Ahead of Mr Cattus' write up (which may only come around 10:30 this evening when he has had some help to stop his writers block) please try to spot the two of us in the above photo...!!

I can't believe no-one has found us, I mean really...
Needle in a haystack...


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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 08:21:30 AM »
Desperately searching for a beanie wearer!
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 08:52:23 AM »
Give me a break Buzzard, I've only just got out of the holding -cell!

Thanks for doing your vanishing act when the trannies turned up - I had to pay for the Limo and the 'ladies' :(

Christ on a bike! - what a night that was,.................more later
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 09:10:49 AM »
Mrs Buzz was asking me a load of questions about the strip club - not ideal!! :(
Glad you got let out. I phoned my lawyers for you at about 3am, they were delighted to take the call.

I needed some evidence it was a legitimate evening out :o
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 09:12:14 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 08:52:23 AM

Thanks for doing your vanishing act when the trannies turned up - I had to pay for the Limo and the 'ladies' :(


Sounds like a pretty smart exit to me!
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 10:06:47 AM »
You didn't see the trannies!!!!!!!!!!!  Marge 'n Tina - beauty, boobs, brains, and a working knowledge of the off-side rule.

Missed a trick there Buzzby............literally.
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM »
This will be epic!
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 03:22:11 PM »
Here's where the trouble started!!

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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2013, 03:49:39 PM »
These men were seen cavorting about on Waterloo Station earlier in the evening, before being moved on by British Transport Police - their identities have been concealed to protect the innocent.



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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2013, 03:51:55 PM »
Sounds like the storyline of a hangover movie !
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2013, 11:13:18 AM »
I am slightly disappointed by the lack of reporting here.  I know we are waiting for a piece of literary genius, but surely Fattus you have overcome your writers block by now!
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2013, 11:28:44 AM »
I think he has been dealing with various court hearings off the back of this as he wasn't as quick to scarper as I was... the Legal fees I have so far received have been extortionate, so it must be bad... :o
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2013, 11:34:17 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 03:49:39 PM
These men were seen cavorting about on Waterloo Station earlier in the evening, before being moved on by British Transport Police - their identities have been concealed to protect the innocent.




Are you sure these pair of trouble makers aren't twins?... One has just shaved his head to disguise his true identity :D
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2013, 11:42:04 AM »
Be patient Charlston - I haven't been home much since the incident, due to the media feeding-frenzy.
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Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2013, 11:50:40 AM »
Fattus - you have been involved in another feeding frenzy?

what cakes were involved?
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