You're to young to captain; you can't buy the beers
Cracking response!
I agree with many of the points. I used to captain the 1s at my club, but my performance suffered. Since giving up captaincy I've taken 48 and 63 wickets in two seasons and averaged over 30 with the bat.
It shouldn't be under estimated the pressure that captaining puts on someone. At 17, vice-captaincy is a good option and will teach you the necessary skills to become a future captain. Just like a builder or plumber, you need to learn your trade - hopefully someone very experienced will get it and you can learn from them