Keeper told the bowler I was a fat (No Swearing Please) so would only be able to play off my legs today.
1 - I know I'm fat
2 - does hitting a 4 make you a (No Swearing Please), I'd not said a word
3 - I'm stronger through the off than off my legs, but if you keeps ending leg side half volleys or full tosses down they're likely to go.
The opposition skipper did come and ask for a look at my bat while they went to fetch a ball, he was impressed with the performance (I only got 10 but they were middled!) and couldn't beleive it was a 404 or only £80, he thought a decent performing bat would have to be a top end (and clearly a number 11 wouldn't be able to time a ball so it was down to the bat lol)