Ok, have a few minutes without feminine interference, so let me introduce you to a few more of our forum chums -
Plumb111
Kit: None
Facial Hair: Plenty, wispy and of indeterminate colour
Bowling: Right arm over dobblers, rapidly descending to a version of 'off-spin'
Batting: Right hand 'get on with it'
A solid, hunky type of fellow, in the mould of a young farmer. With beetling brows and a taciturn manner he seems quite imposing when you first meet him, but this impression is belied by a cheery personality.
Attempted to bowl some seam up dobbers at the start, but as the evening progressed it seemed to become right arm round offies, which were very pleasing to the batsmen.
With the bat he seems predominately an off-side player who likes to drive straight(ish) and go over the top, gets in a bit of a tangle off his legs though. Strangely susceptible to a left-arm bender though!
Felix:
Kit: Very nice Aldred Butterfly, Puma Pads and a GN Duffle
Facial Hair: A full, lustrous, dark beard
Bowling: Left arm over drifters, delivered with a wrist like a cocked medieval siege engine
Batting: Right hand steady opener
A tall, slender reed of a man, with aforementioned beard and closely cropped salt and pepper hair, he resembled Gandalf in his early years. Softly spoken and calm, he puts one at ease immediately - which made me suspicious that he was buttering me up prior to assaulting my bowling.
He batted very steadily, seeming to be able to play shots to both sides of the wicket, and most shots going along the ground like an opener should (yawn!!) - has a disturbing compulsion to wander across his stumps and be LBW. The bowling was a surprise though, he charges up to the wicket like a fat child with a fiver chasing an Ice-Cream van and unleashes his left-arm drifters at what he tells us is a venomous pace. It is a shame we did not have the speed gun turned on!