All this talk of sledging did set my mind racing.
We (I) got some fearful stick against a wetherby oppo one year. They turned down every plumb LBW in sight which got them 100 runs more than they deserved, we would of knocked them over for 30 odd otherwise. They had us at 50 odd for 5 chasing 120. I got a lifter and dropped my hands, just brushing the glove on the way. The appeal went up, I expect to be given out but our umpire hadn't seen or heard it. I don't walk on the principle that I've had so many rubbish decisions in the past I'm due something back. I carried on but got a fearful ear bashing during and after the game. Lucky for me I've played against decent cricketers and this amateur chirping for just boring. We won by 5 wickets and got ready for the re-match...
They come, we smacked up 340 odd in 45 overs. One guy got a ton, forum member Fros holed out on 97, the next guy in hit the oppo skipper (who likes a chirp) 27 in one over (4 sixes) and they crawled to 140-5 thanks to some dropped catches and us having to bowl spin in the fading light. As the oppo skipper came out of the changing room I said "fancy a beer, we have some food for you guys at the pub", he replied "no we want to get back and watch the 1st XI" - in near darkness 30 minutes away from the ground!
You know you've broken somebody when they can't even make a decent excuse up.