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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2015, 10:24:57 PM »
I cannot reveal my source. Suffice it to say Nate - I know people!
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2015, 10:28:00 PM »
So are these not easby to come accross (or have I guessed wrong?)
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2015, 07:54:11 AM »

Quote from: FattusCattus on March 12, 2015, 09:43:33 PM
Hows this for a duckbill?




Get the hoisin sauce... That's one nice piece of duck!

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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2015, 08:37:10 AM »
Wrong Fattus Cammus my Young Padewan.

Electric probes to my testicles will not make me reveal it's source (although I am willing to try).
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2015, 08:40:25 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on March 13, 2015, 08:37:10 AM
Wrong Fattus Cammus my Young Padewan.

Electric probes to my testicles will not make me reveal it's source (although I am willing to try).

Wouldn't it be more effective to use persuasion tactics you wouldn't enjoy?
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2015, 08:57:00 AM »
Oh alright - force-feed me Battenburg then!
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2015, 09:02:43 AM »
Kooks factory in the Ali cupboard?
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2015, 09:45:33 AM »
It's magical fairy-dust Test Grade willow from a specially under-sized cleft, sourced from an eco-friendly willow-Troll forest in Canada.

It's a model called 'The Mallard' from a new company called It's NOT Cricket!

Only problem is, they got the frikkin edge stamp the wrong way round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2015, 10:38:41 AM »
what weight is it?
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2015, 10:53:41 AM »
By all accounts just under 2.8lbs - I got it due to my dicky elbow.

Should be with me Sat / Mon so I'll check the weight.
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2015, 11:11:18 AM »
Knew I'd seen this before! I know where you got it now  ;)
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2015, 11:14:45 AM »
Yes, that's right Cammus, from a willow-Troll forest in Canada. Supplied by a little willow-Troll from his enormous sack.

Just like I said!
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2015, 11:18:16 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on March 13, 2015, 11:14:45 AM
Yes, that's right Cammus, from a willow-Troll forest in Canada. Supplied by a little willow-Troll from his enormous sack.

Just like I said!

That's give or take, the same description I got from the person you got it from!

Give or take meaning nothing like...  :D
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2015, 11:47:02 AM »
Looks more like a dolphin nose
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Re: The 2015 Profile Thread
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2015, 11:52:11 AM »
Quote from: WalkingWicket37 on March 13, 2015, 11:18:16 AM
That's give or take, the same description I got from the person you got it from!

Give or take meaning nothing like...  :D

The force is strong with you Youngling.
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