Have you ever been in SportsDirect?The staff go out of their way to avoid talking to you, so they'd probably turn a blind eye!
Very good point. I just assumed they were all mute? To be fair though, the pimpley faced teenager in the polyester tracksuit that works there may not understand the nuances of cricket bat testing and use their rapealarm to alert a real adult if they see you weilding a mallet. You'll terrify them that you're there to smash up the enormous mugs or even worse damage the Dunlop Golf Clubs or the Donnay Tennis Rackets!
Anybody after a duckbill cheap check the v800 out in store very nice profile
Saw these today, between 12-16 grains all pretty straight and just a bit of colour on one side.
Where are you lot finding these? My local sports direct has 3 of the painted Slazenger bats bunged in a corner next to the Dunlop golf racquets! No chance of finding anything half decent