So come on Cam instead of your whitty one line post lets here what you think really
I think the Aussies will wipe the floor with England.
Although not as potent, Mitchell Johnson will have left scars from the sides last meeting. With him as "the enforcer" and Starc bowling as well as anyone in the world right now, England have two left arm seamers to contend with.
When they're not facing a barrage from those two, they'll have Ryan Harris - who is injury prone but world class, Peter Siddle - who will hold up an end for next to no runs all day, and either Lyon or Ahmed. Lyon is a pressure bowler, so won't give away a lot of runs, while Ahmed is a (somewhat) mystery leggy, it won't be easy getting runs against that attack.
There's then the batting, Warner will bludgeon a few, Buck Rogers will accumulate, and Clarke will almost certainly be playing his last Ashes series, so will be hungry for runs. Smifffy is one of the most improved players on the planet, Watto has started scoring runs again down the order and Haddin is more than capable of putting bowlers to the sword.
In comparisson England have Jimmy - a world class swinger. Stuart Broad, who's been down on pace and taking some tap, Chris Jordan - lacking in control, Ben Stokes - another back up bowler and Moeen - a part time spinner. That's hardly the same firepower that Aus have.
Then there's the batting. Cook isn't in decent nick right now, you can say what you like about his average in the last X tests, but he's out of nick! Trott isn't an opener I'm afraid. Ballance could go either way, and I hope he scores big. Bell is consistent and looks pretty playing his shots, but we don't need a 30-odd man! Root is unproven against Aus still and could go either way, he has the potential to be great though. Stokes needs to nickle down in the long form for me, he has the talent but sometimes doesn't play a situation. Jordan is a number 8 hitter, in ODIs the pyrotechnic batting is great, but this is test cricket. Buttler is a possible star, but needs to play a test match, his best scores on Tests have all come playing a ODI innings. Then there's the bowlers, Moeen will get bounced out, Broad will be stood behind the Square Leg umpire and Jimmy is just Jimmy.
A like for like comparisson of the sides put Aus as favourites for me, and I think the Ashes will be retained after 3 tests.