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[FattusCattus]

"If you're the tallest, the shortest..........................de dum, de dum, dum ...................... then your a record breaker!!!!!!!!!!!"


Who is the biggest, shortest etc on here - it's time to see who our recrod breakers are.

Post your efforts for these categories -


Tallest:

Shortest:

Heaviest:

Lightest:

Biggest Waist Size:

Oldest:

Youngest:

Biggest Head:

Biggest Feet:

Longest in the Shower:


and suggest any other categories we should consider.

[21wilsonj]

Not sure if this counts (because I am so young) , but I am six stone , 5 foot tall and 12 years old.. 

[Alvaro]

I'm probably most miserable

[Seniorplayer]

I am the oldest.

[FattusCattus]

But how old is old Mr Senior?

[RF]

Cricket records too, best score, best bowling figures

Controversial - Who is the best player on here, and who is the worse?

[WalkingWicket37]

Worse player, I'll have that one!

[Gurujames]

Worst fielder. I'm up there
Most catches dropped in one game - 6. All at silly mid off

[RF]

@WalkingWicket37 granted I've never seen you play but from your updates on your current season I doubt you are the worst mate

[RF]

Worst Innings ever witnessed
One of my team mates got a 28 ball duck a few years ago.  I was at the other end, he couldn't hit the ball.

NB - I have never seen myself bat

[Cin88]

Worst fielder is easily me, i've never taken a catch outside of practice in the five years i've been playing.

Longest time in the shower is probably also me, I tend to spend half an hour to 45 minutes in the shower every morning.

[WalkingWicket37]

@RF apparently I can bowl a bit. I'll happily claim worst batsman and fielder then? And worse bowling action, I'm a less coordinated, right arm version of Paul Adams!

@Gurujames I'll put my name in for that one. I dropped 4 in an innings including 2 dollies. I didn't have the silly mid off excuse.

@Cin88 I'll have a dropped catch-athon with you for it, first one to take a catch loses the title!

[radiomark]

I'll go for lightest 44 years old been 8 and a half stone since 18

[Cin88]

You're on Cam. Although I probably have the edge on you in this one thanks to my current issues with getting in the side.

[Gurujames]

Most 'Dick of the day' titles won in a row. Currently I'm standing at 3. The captain then imposed a rule that you cannot 'win' the title twice in a row.