Cam how do you have so much money? 😂 Can I have some?
It's easy really, live at home (nowhere cheaper than the hotel of Mum & Dad!) and sack of the missus as soon as she starts getting expensive. I've seen my bank balance get a lot healthier since I became single again!
Who needs a girlfriend anyway? My dog is a lot lower maintanance, loves me regardless of what time (or how pissed I am when) I get home on a Sunday afternoon, and there's no questions about why I don't come home after the game Saturday was rained off at 3pm...