You'll never find one Cam. Best bet is to approach thinking what am I happy to sacrifice?...
I'm happy to compromise, don't get me wrong, it's just what every bag seems to be lacking something I see as vital. I'm thinking I may design my own, I'd capture the market in no time (assuming everyone wants the same a me lol!)
I don't want for much!
A smallish bag that stands up on it's own, but can carry 2 bats, 2 pairs of gloves, a pair of pads, Aero strippers, a box and a Masuri helmet!
I'd also like a boot tunnel, a separate compartment for clothes and a couple of odds and sods pockets, but these aren't all vital features.
The GN1000 seemed to meet this criteria, but I'd also like one that lasts longer than 7 weeks before it starts falling apart...