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hilly_2015

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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2016, 07:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Thesmiff on February 13, 2016, 05:21:14 PM
10/50p a bye is a good one. Especially when the umpires call 4 byes instead of 5 wides. Never shy of reminding the umpires how much they've cost me!
We've put that into our fine list which I can see not going down too well with our aging, overweight wicket keeper!
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2016, 09:26:32 AM »
im the fines master for my team, all fines are a quid, all goes towards end of season social. do all the usual, drops, misfields etc. plus i fine people for anything i want. one of our players gets fined every week for "not getting laid". are end of season socials are brilliant!!!  ;)
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2016, 09:56:03 AM »
Batting
Golden Duck - £1
Duck, Lowest Score (ducks not included), run out, out to a sh*t shot, Being Boycott - 50p
Batting out a maiden - 20p

Bowling
Beamers, Wkt on a no ball, dropped C&B - £1
rank bad balls, complaining at fielding, miss-field off own bowling - 50P
wides & no balls - 20p each

Keeping and fielding
Byes - 20p each
Dropped catch - 50p/£1 keeper
Miss-field, no attempt, diving over the ball, over throws, hands in pockets, not paying attention, no 'red' for ball shining, sh*t shouts - 50p

miscellaneous all £1
late arrival/early leaving wee before, no club shirt polo/playing, not showering, not buying a drink after game (away games), not thanking tea ladies/taking tea plate back, dirty whites, turning up drunk, leaving kit in the club over the week and finally the opposition will choose our 'd*ck of the day award.

Im sure there is more that ive missed, we cap it at £4 a head per week and then normally have a day out at Carlisle Races/all day rager starting at 10am with the takings (in the region of £400 normally). Definitely worth while doing as its  good laugh at the end of the game.
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2016, 12:24:18 PM »
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2016, 01:25:52 PM »
Always used to fine the newbies for walking round the boundary in an anti-clockwise direction.
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2016, 01:34:34 PM »
I remember last season when on of our players couldn't play much due to work, one day he finished work and saw the last few overs of the 2nd XI game and he was fined for not playing in the twos haha
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2016, 01:46:09 PM »
Quote from: paul090971 on March 31, 2016, 01:25:52 PM
Always used to fine the newbies for walking round the boundary in an anti-clockwise direction.
We're the opposite. Boundary laps = Right4Runs (anti-clockwise) and Left4Wickets
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2016, 02:43:29 PM »
10p Ryan for not spelling it as filntoff.. Rookie


Quote from: wayward_hayward on February 12, 2016, 05:07:23 PM
My club do fines, its normally the best part of the day. Fines range from 10p to 50p and its all for laughs. Below are a few I can think over.

Gower - first scoring shot is a 4
Flintoff - first scoring shot is a 6
Pants performance
Champagne moment
Drop catches
misfields
wides/no balls
New kit -  A CBF nightmare!
Incorrect kit
Not showering after the match (over 18's only)
Not scoring or umpiring (minimum 5 overs)
Late
Not warming up
Running in sand - Run/moving slowly
Turning like a tanker - Lack of agility or movement
Going down in instalments - See above
No sense of direction - In the wrong fielding position.
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #38 on: April 04, 2016, 05:47:38 PM »
We also do the fines, and they can be pretty savage, although it is max'd at £5 per game. Pretty much everything mentioned so far  but our guys have the option to appeal a fine and state their case, however if the fine is upheld, it is doubled!

we made just over £400 quid last year with the proceeds going towards team nights out with the stipulation it is spent over the club bar before we press on into town etc. therefore everyone benefits. Great banter that the entire clubhouse seem to want to watch, the 2's (who dont do it for some reason) and all members/supporters love having a chuckle  (literally) at our expense! Once the bell goes - Court is in session SHHHHH! Great for morale!
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Re: Post Game Fines (Serious/Novelty)
« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2016, 07:45:03 PM »
At our club fines max out at a fiver a person per week and standard procedure is for it to be open season, literally anything could be fine worthy, until you've maxed out

It'd always a good laugh coming up with them and the students never really have to pay up anyway so it doesn't get unaffordable

At the end of the year all the fines money is used for a big club night out
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