We only have an eight man committee. 3 of the committee almost never play any more. Our treasurer is an absolute saint of a bloke, played loads in the 80's, 90's and early '00s but then married and had kids and has played maybe 5 games in the last 7 years. He is a groundskeeper at the school up the road from our club and spends his lunch break every day in the summer working on our ground and a former accountant so is more than handy with the books. He regularly asks people to get down in the evenings to do something like rolling but the only people who ever turn up are committee members. He literally begs others to do it and rather disgustingly everyone completely ignores it.
In a weird way I'm almost looking forward to the day when he decides to jack it all in. The whole club will literally go to pot and I'll be sat there with a smug 'I told you so' look on my face when the masses start whinging that the deck is (No Swearing Please) and the club's money has vanished.