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FattusCattus

Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« on: May 09, 2016, 06:21:25 PM »
Well yes we do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to - 'DUCK DODGER CRICKET' - the ultimate range of kit aimed squarely at the hopeless duffer!

Bats will be made from ugly but pingy willow at a low cost, narrow edges, short blade / long handle - less to nick off with

Pads will be made from a superlight foam material to offer adequate protection, but also to aid easy movement towards square leg should anyone vaguely quick come on

Gloves will be inflatable mittens that are already attached to the bat handle for ease of use and correct grip

Boxes and thigh pads will be made from titanium, to ensure bye-scoring opportunities should you miss it with the bat.


who wants in at the ground-floor for this investment of the decade?

See!! I've already sorted the branding, simply tell me which logo you prefer, click on any one to be dazzled.............





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Calzehbhoy

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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2016, 07:15:14 PM »
5th image! Love how the duck is ashamed that he's been dodged
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2016, 07:28:10 PM »
No 5
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2016, 07:44:57 PM »
Number 1 the gear that eliminates ducks.
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 08:30:57 PM »
i love number 1
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2016, 08:51:58 PM »
5
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2016, 08:00:58 AM »
I like 5 and 2 and would definitely purchase some if they were to be printed!!
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2016, 08:33:20 AM »
T shirt of number 1 please
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2016, 11:03:00 AM »
Hmmmm - how about a nice little sticker for the back of the bat?

No.5 seems to be the fave at the moment!
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2016, 11:10:45 AM »
Number 5 mate
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2016, 11:20:53 AM »
Another vote for 2 and 5. I think you've found a nice little clothing range here
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2016, 12:20:11 PM »
#5 is top but 'it's' doesn't need an apostrophe. Better to find out these things before than after you've printed them  :D
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2016, 03:52:42 PM »
I'm a vote for number 1
Definitely the best one there
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2016, 04:59:01 PM »
number 2 oozes class!
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2016, 01:20:10 AM »
1 and 2 for me.

Like the comedic affect from 4 though!
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