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skip1973

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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2016, 06:04:54 AM »

I don't know of any tail enders that buy gear, they just leach!
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2016, 07:01:00 AM »

I'm in...just waiting on some cashflow from a Nigerian prince. As soon as that comes through, I can invest
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2016, 07:45:17 AM »

2 and 5 get my vote... i have to say @FattusCattus you must have way too much time on your hands what with your children book empire and now your foray into cricket gear and graphic design.

What other innovations are coming out of fattus industries?

A listening device that the captain can wear in the field and when it detects the standard of sledging has dropped it emits the fattuscattus top100 sledges on a random cycle?

How about the cricketing equivalent of a puncture repair kit, a small pouch containing some sand paper, super glue and small clamp. Easily clipped to the side of any helmet for the true bat enthusiast, who, when out in the middle notices a surface crack and just can't wait until after the game to deal with it

or the duck dodgers latest innovation - a mash up of fine willow and one of those "now that was easy" buttons.
Imagine the biggest tail ender insult... the opening bowler comes back on to clean the tail only for the ball to land right in the sweet spot of the tail enders cow corner ark and as the ball sails over the 9 men all within 10ft of the batsmen there isn't the beautiful sound of leather on wood but a loud and booming automated.... "Now that was easy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2016, 09:00:40 AM »

I don't know of any tail enders that buy gear, they just leach!

Oi! I'm a proper tail ender and the actual batsman leach off me! ;)
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2016, 09:24:17 AM »

@Boondougal - had the in-laws round the other night, so indulged in some graphic design to justify not going home :)
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2016, 09:58:13 AM »

I can see number 2 being on a hand pull in an old countryside pub. Duck Dodger - Golden Ale.
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2016, 10:05:08 AM »

@Boondougal - had the in-laws round the other night, so indulged in some graphic design to justify not going home :)

Ahhh - necessity, the mother of all invention.
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Re: Do We Think There is a Market for Tail-enders Gear?
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2016, 04:47:02 PM »

I'm feeling that this could work nicely on the back of a bat.

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