How are we letting that Southern mob organise a net session with more success than us? This is shameful
Yep, you Midlanders want to pull your fingers out and get it sorted, we've had about 23 nets in the time it's taken you to discuss one. You lot couldn't organise a brew-up in a Bovril factory.
Perhaps you should mix with us unclean, outcast Southerners and have a net? We could meet in Oxfordshire and have the cricketing equivalent of a 'dance off', it would be like the Sharks and the Jets.
We'll keep the Oxfordshire boys as honorary Southern Softies -
@Northern monkey ,
@petehosk ,
@jblowe - but you can keep @uknsaunders and his unnatural relationship with the bowling machine!