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[WalkingWicket37]

Rather fat and incredibly unfit.
That's more self inflicted than medial though

[FattusCattus]

Lot of knee injuries on here - were a lot of you altar-boys in your youth?

[InternalTraining]

Left big toe black and blue, hit by a yorker in practice last year. The nail is still colo(u)red.

[i12breakfree]

I'm pretty sure I've seen a few posts on here listing quite major injuries that will prevent or seriously limit that members ability to play this year. I wondered if we could have a roll call of these breakdowns so that we can all sympathise / offer advice / get you to be our league umpires / blag some free coaching off you
I'll start the ball rolling:

@FattusCattus  - Talent Gland removed

Must be hard to find for the doc to remove it ...lol

[Biggie Smalls]

Bulging discs in lower back .
Scoliosis.
Rheumatoid arthritis in back , hands , feet , joints , neck .
Bone contusions in right knee /upper tibia .
Bone contusions , fluid , bone fragments , fractured patella , 1cm x 1.5cm cartilage tear , all in left knee . On waiting list for arthriscope /knee surgery .
Tennis elbow .

I use an arm sleeve for the tennis elbow . I have a brace for both my knees , and wear compression pants . I recently bought knee pads (basketball type) to help a bit when diving in the field . With all the 'crap' I wear some teammates have started calling me the 'bionic man' 

[Stuey]

Jeeze this sounds like a roll call from saving private Ryan....anyone got trench foot ?

[Northern monkey]

Left big toe black and blue, hit by a yorker in practice last year. The nail is still colo(u)red.

I've got one of them
My missus is pestering for me to get it looked at

[FattusCattus]

Must be hard to find for the doc to remove it ...lol

No, it was due to it's sheer size. It took 2 doctors to remove it.

[Seniorplayer]

Bulging discs in lower back .
Scoliosis.
Rheumatoid arthritis in back , hands , feet , joints , neck .
Bone contusions in right knee /upper tibia .
Bone contusions , fluid , bone fragments , fractured patella , 1cm x 1.5cm cartilage tear , all in left knee . On waiting list for arthriscope /knee surgery .
Tennis elbow .

I use an arm sleeve for the tennis elbow . I have a brace for both my knees , and wear compression pants . I recently bought knee pads (basketball type) to help a bit when diving in the field . With all the 'crap' I wear some teammates have started calling me the 'bionic man' 

Nothing but admiration for you  still playing with all that  a good many would have been finished shows your enthusiasm for the game.

[Number4]

Bulging discs in lower back .
Scoliosis.
Rheumatoid arthritis in back , hands , feet , joints , neck .
Bone contusions in right knee /upper tibia .
Bone contusions , fluid , bone fragments , fractured patella , 1cm x 1.5cm cartilage tear , all in left knee . On waiting list for arthriscope /knee surgery .
Tennis elbow .

I use an arm sleeve for the tennis elbow . I have a brace for both my knees , and wear compression pants . I recently bought knee pads (basketball type) to help a bit when diving in the field . With all the 'crap' I wear some teammates have started calling me the 'bionic man' 

I thought the knee pads were to get moved up the batting order 

[skip1973]

Bulging discs in lower back .
Scoliosis.
Rheumatoid arthritis in back , hands , feet , joints , neck .
Bone contusions in right knee /upper tibia .
Bone contusions , fluid , bone fragments , fractured patella , 1cm x 1.5cm cartilage tear , all in left knee . On waiting list for arthriscope /knee surgery .
Tennis elbow .

I use an arm sleeve for the tennis elbow . I have a brace for both my knees , and wear compression pants . I recently bought knee pads (basketball type) to help a bit when diving in the field . With all the 'crap' I wear some teammates have started calling me the 'bionic man' 

That's why I don't visit the doctors.

[Seniorplayer]

Jeeze this sounds like a roll call from saving private Ryan....anyone got trench foot ?

I've got a club foot had it from a catalogue

[LcWoodward]

Left big toe black and blue, hit by a yorker in practice last year. The nail is still colo(u)red.

Had quiet a few of these from Yorkers & also ill fitting bowling boots.
Enjoy it when it falls off 

[GoodLeave]

Bulging discs in lower back .
Scoliosis.
Rheumatoid arthritis in back , hands , feet , joints , neck .
Bone contusions in right knee /upper tibia .
Bone contusions , fluid , bone fragments , fractured patella , 1cm x 1.5cm cartilage tear , all in left knee . On waiting list for arthriscope /knee surgery .
Tennis elbow .

I use an arm sleeve for the tennis elbow . I have a brace for both my knees , and wear compression pants . I recently bought knee pads (basketball type) to help a bit when diving in the field . With all the 'crap' I wear some teammates have started calling me the 'bionic man' 

Sounds like the 6 Dollar Man.

We could rebuild him. But the budget only stretches to plasters.

[rickjames]

My finger is still crocked from last years dislocation, one of those things I'll have to live and get on with.

Ankle also still an issue, again it's going to be a nightmare