Right (he says, exhaling deeply),
Sliding gently past your completely rational dislike of Woakes, I agree on Wood but I believe he still remains on the management's radar, Ball has already played test cricket is a fine bowler and is clearly in their future plans, Finn was called up as an emergency cover just last week, overlooked or not Plunkett is a fine bowler and should have played more tests and Curran is being selected in ODI squads and genuinely performing.
Even by your own 'Carl Fredrickson' standards, this is a superbly curmudgeonly post - are you really trying to contest that we do not have a decent queue of aspiring seamers?
Eeyore rides again