You guys suck - you're taking all the fun out of it . You're meant to be all bright eyed , bushy tailed , brimming with confidence. ....then let Australia beat you in the Ashes ! It's no fun if you're lamenting a series loss before it's even started .
We are English, although some of us are not exactly pure of blood, so we generally look on the pessimistic side.
However......
you cannot rule out the possibility Stokes does get on the plane, fights his way thru the crowd with the Aussies chanting(ironic really) ball and chain, ball and chain.....sledges all the Aussies on the way to the wicket hits a hundred and then bowls all you lot out.
Well....it's Ashes cricket, anything is possible right?
Celebrates with room service and call of duty just to be on the safe side.