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[petehosk]

I must admit that I love running....but a bin liner simply wouldn't do. Plus the missus would not let me out running with a bin liner in case the neighbours saw me!! 
And food is pretty important to me...so that wouldn't work for me either!

[Talisman]

I'm only allowed to eat butter without toast....

[petehosk]

YUK! Thought of that makes me feel sick!
Love butter on toast and on jacket spud..but not on its own!
I eat healthily, but cos its low fat, I end up eating twice as much!!! Thats not the right idea! 

[Talisman]

Marjory Dawes would be proud of you.

[petehosk]

There's nothing wrong with dust!! No calories in dust!! 

[Colesy]

Anybody? No? Dust...

[petehosk]

 

[FattusCattus]

I'm 17 stone, 6 foot 3, and prettty fit.
But also did 2 forms of martial arts for 20 years in all! So I could be a good half of a tag team too?  If anyone wants to team up?

I'm 18.5 stone, 6 foot 0, and pretty fat.
I can eat a packet of Jaffa Cakes in 2 minutes. I could be the 'before' to your 'after'

[Mr Cricket]

if anybody sees anything i post as immature, incorrect, childish, offensive or incitefull please let me know! i dont mean to cause upset but i do often post on topics that may be 'close to the bone' as i like everyone to know where i stand, i want to get on with everyone!

[Jamieh]

Same as, always been a speak before I think guy, but will try not to be on here, and apologise if anything is ever taken the wrong way it certainly is not meant that way! I value everyone's comments/feedback on here, and have had some great help and support from people on here, and would like to think I've helped the odd member and contributed well also... but also enjoy the banter/arguements on here! Great forum, long may it continue!

[SillyShilly]

Fattus - ever thought of getting in contact with Guiness, thats an impressive feat of sheer jaw strength and physical endurance, a whole packet in two minutes is something i'd pay to watch and is worthy of a world record attempt - perhaps you could change your name to Jaffa the Hut???

I was grumpy yesterday, obviously didnt get all my beauty sleep, so apologies from me aswell if i annoyed anyone - onwards and upwards ladies, gentleman and potential world record holders

[Talisman]

I'll take 2 minutes and lower it.

[FattusCattus]

Fattus - ever thought of getting in contact with Guiness, thats an impressive feat of sheer jaw strength and physical endurance, a whole packet in two minutes is something i'd pay to watch and is worthy of a world record attempt - perhaps you could change your name to Jaffa the Hut???

Your going to meet me soon, then you'll see where the Jaffa Cakes have gone!

Mike, have the diabetic ambulance on standby, and we'll 'chug' 48 cakes together.

[Watsontotty]

Just stock up on the gliclazide before the cakes and you will be fine Bruce, and make sure you swig them down with a cask of cider lol sounds great.

[Colesy]

Fattus how's your pancake eating skills?