Oooh, this is really interesting.
So, in picking my XI, I am assuming that we get similar pitches to the ones that the Yarpies got last season - though this is not the given everyone assumes, as a Barmy Army tour brings with it certain financial benefits that the South Africans just can't mirror. As such, I would not be hugely surprised if two of the three tests are played on more Indian style pitches designed to last the full five days (and extract the full five days revenue). My thinking then takes the following path:
1. I want Liam Livingstone in the side. He was by far our best player when the Lions toured down there, and he gives us a useful additional spin option.
2. I want Ed Smith to retract from the Rashid farce and make a clear statement that County cricket matters. That means that, even though I think its the wrong time to blood Burns, who would ideally wait until the West Indies, he's in.
3. I want to rest some of our older bowlers, whether they like it or not.
4. I'm taking 16 players, because I want to have options, and to give experience to a couple of players.
So that got me:
Burns
Buttler
Ali
Root
Stokes
Bairstow
Livingstone
Curran
Rashid
J Overton
Leach
In the squad, I would take Anderson, in case we do get a flat top where his craft will benefit the side, and Vince as the reserve batsman (Pope misses out because I genuinely think it is a bit too soon for him, and we have enough number sixes anyway). I'd then have three quite left field solutions:
Ben Foakes - won't let anyone down with the bat, and was talked of as a good tourist last year. At the back of my mind, there is the thought that if the ball is really ragging, we may actually want our strongest gloveman there.
Amar Virdi - Rashid as one of three and two half spinners is okay, but the fact is that leg spin may not be the route on these pitches. If that turns out to be the case, Virdi for me edges Bess for the accuracy needed to get the best out of them.
Ben Coad - I know this one has been suggested elsewhere and mocked, but there is actually a good argument for it - Coad is excellent bowling cutters with the keeper up to the stumps, and bowls a similar trajectory to guys like Vaas and Lakmal who do well there. He would only be back up for injuries, and it would be good experience and a change for teh coaches to work with him.
My squad