I wish, I'm one of the few people on here not claiming to make bats
I get them made by a friend, he worked under John Newbery and alongside Tim Keeley at GN before they both left. I am amazed that he did not carry on with it and have his own label, he is good enough by a mile. He does a few for locals and met in a pub in Kent, my lucky day.
I've had far too much time spent on me to think I could do it day in day out, maybe the odd one in private, cannot make under pressure of being watched.